Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Is This the Right Blog For You?

Do any the following statements describe your life?
  • My husband does half of the housework.
  • I have complete autonomy over how I spend my time.
  • My husband can tell you our children's shoe sizes.
  • I look in the mirror and I feel GREAT.
  • My children are consistantly obedient and well-behaved.
  • I can go out for an evening with my friends any time I want to.
  • I can go to the bathroom, make a phone call, or check my email without interruption.
  • I have never accidently spoken to my husband in the same tone I use to remind the children to keep their shoes OFF of the couch. NOW.
  • My husband always acknowledges that his work and his time are just as important as mine.
  • I have never yelled at my children.
  • I enjoy spending my down-time folding laundry and watching endless innings of baseball.
  • I have never felt like an unpaid servant in my own home because my husband and children make a point to acknowledge all that I do for them every single day.
If the above is a pretty accurate description of your life and marriage, please do the following:
  • Thank your lucky stars.
  • Serve up a daily scoop of sweet, sweet loving because your husband is one in a million.
  • Bad news though - he might be a robot.
  • Also, you should probably find another blog.
If however, you experience the (completely understandable) urge to commit homicide when your husband stops off to have drink on his way home, while you attempt to cook over the din of screaming children, unload the dishwasher for the third time, and wipe off other people's bodily fluids - stay put. We like you already.

2 comments:

  1. You had no comments here, so I just thought I'd let you know that; I love you guys so much and you are ruddy hilarious and that I have spent the last 48 hours reading RFML from start to finish. I hope you're happy.

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  2. Ha! YES!! I got to the beginning. Now I'm going to the end.

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