Monday's tend to motivate me. Football gets me all fired up, the gym opens at some ass-crack of dawn, and I tend to get $h*t done on a Monday. 6AM the alarm hits. I. am UP. Will today be the bike, a run, weights? Any and all things to keep age at bay. McLovin married a girl 12 years his junior; I intend to make him remember that.
So, in the dark and quiet of my very sleeping house, I quietly shut the bathroom door, sit down, and soon realize I - the maker of arbitrary rules - have broken #9. Before my searching hand sits a naked brown tube of what was once TP... Why didn't I check? AND, more importantly, WHO was the last person in here? Sadly, it might have been me... What do I do next? Moms of the world. You, the makers of rules that on occasion come back to kick you in the ass, I ask you...
So, which is it? See that groovy poll to your left. VOTE. It may not get you a new President, Governor or even free health care, but hey, most elections are in the toilet anyhow. Lydia and I are still trying to master the (technical aspects of) the poll - even though our less progenous friends would argue that we already have. Probably too many times...
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