[Editorial Note: Here's where you start humming the theme song to "Maude" And, if you don't know it, you just must discover the AWESOMENESS that is Maude, and why I - and now Lydia - love her so. - Kate]
Go here first:
Including Times Square:
And another one just outside his family's home.
To the tune of $250,000.
But that's no problem because she just sold the twenty MILLION dollar house he bought her.
The next day, he admitted he had an affair with her. FOR EIGHT YEARS. Yeah, one would think that 47-foot high photographs of him sticking his face in her boobs would make it difficult for him to be like, "What? She's just a friend."
Oh, and she posted all eight years of photographs of them on her website.
[Editorial Note: Just a quick aside here. How do these people go on all these beachy/boat-y/ski-y vacations with people who aren't their spouses? Lydia and I can barely have drinks with other moms for one evening without the near constant barrage of e-mails and texts inquiring when we'll be home. Or the milk status. How the hell do they go all the way to Maui?? - Kate]
This guy is apparently a big wig for Oracle. You'd think he would have seen this coming.
After all, it's WAY bigger than a golf club.
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