Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Extremely, Very Short Post

Remember when we discussed what a d-bag John Edwards is?

Well, we just saw this picture of Rielle Hunter from GQ magazine:

You or Dora, who is more awful? And though we hate Dora, we choose you, Rielle. Because you're posing half naked on your baby daughter's bed.

And did you notice this? Kermit and Barney appear to be silently screaming in horror and protest. Maybe it's:

  • "For Pete's sake, woman, put on your pants!" or
  • "Can you at least turn us around so we don't have to watch?" or
  • "Pictures of girls without pants on in this house should be limited to those who wear Pull-ups" or
  • "Even Dora's monkey knows that this is WRONG!"

There is no Maude face for you. Maude is too good for this yuckiness. But there is the little pink guy next to Dora. As much as a stuffed animal can Maude face a person, he's doing it to you.

Can you now just please go away. Please.

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  1. Now we know where Kate G's extensions went.

  2. It makes me ill thinking that it looks like she is wearing one of "his" dress shirts. Ewwwwwww.

  3. That almost made me snort soda up my nose.....OMG....LMAO. I should know better than to try to drink and read this blog at the same time.

  4. Ahhhh, I just think she's misunderstood (like he misunderstood when Elizabeth told him to stop porking that HO bag) oops did I say that

  5. That's funny stuff. Thanks for sharing.

  6. Eww. I'd like to punch her, just for Elizabeth's sake.

  7. Clearly the person who set up this photo shoot hates her, he/she HAD to know the animals were set up this way. LOL! I LOVE IT! This woman needs to hide for a very long time.

  8. The worst part about all this is that she then had the nerve to complain about the shots! She said she never intended them to look like that. Um, didn't you KNOW you were half-naked on a bed when the photo was taken? What did you expect.

    Oh, no, wait, the worst part is the partial panty view in the picture with the toys. (oh and the pearl necklace adds to the skank factor) EWWWWWW!

  9. Seriously? You'd think that when your only claim to fame is screwing John Edwards and giving birth to his "love child," you would not be doing photo shoots that solidify your reputation as a home wrecking HO! She's icky-gross!

  10. I was actually totally horrified when I saw this. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this woman needs psychiatric help. They're made for each other!

  11. Ickity-ick-ick and more ick!

  12. I was shocked when she said she was upset over the pictures. She's IN the photo industry. How could she be so dumb as to pose half naked and not think this would be looked upon as inappropriate?

    Love the comments on the stuffed animals though. Too freaking funny!

  13. I actually thought Kermit and Barney looked posed for position!




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