
The Top Ten Questions You Need Never Ask Lydia
10. Can I pour you another glass?
9. What do you want me to do with all the leftover pizza?
8. Is that funny to you?
6. Is that a coffee stain on your boob?
4. Those look like yoga pants - the same yoga pants - are they?
3. Was that a yawn? Are you tired or something?
2. Did your six old just tell me that my hair "looks fierce"?
1. Did you know that you have a dryer sheet stuck to your ass?
PS: Just realized that I spelled "appropriate" wrong in the wine glass picture. Maybe I shouldn't be drinking a t-box while I'm joking about them.
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