Kate is involuntarily practicing Afghanistence for a while...but he left a little something for MommyLand to enjoy. - Lydia]
talkative lovely wife started nagging me suggesting a couple of weeks ago that maybe -- because I spend so much time telling her what to write -- that I should just write my own rant.
I check in here every once in a while just to see what Kate is up to while I'm at work. And I've come to the realization that some of you may think my wife is a self-centered, ummmm, pain in the ass.
Well, let me throw some gasoline on that fire.
Dear my lovely wife Kate,
As you know, I make lists. Here's the one about you:
- I have puncture wounds on the bottom of my feet from stepping on the heels of your shoes. Did I not build you a huge closet? Yes? Can you use it for things other than piling dirty laundry?
- If I've had a rough day, your response is always ALWAYS "did someone watch you pee?" Well, no, because that's odd, even where I work. And, if I said yes, does that make us even?