Lefty: "Oh, hiiiiiiiiiii Mom" [looks at me as though something is trying to force its way out of his forehead...it's a distinct look...]
Happy: "Ewww...boobies" [points]
It's sorta like having 5 tires on your car.
Goodbye Swimsuit #1 (except for the padding, I'm keeping you. Shhh.) I whip out the return form. Handy. Thank you. They must have known. And it gives you all these...wait....oh, hell no...it gives you all these REALLY LAME REASONS for returning it.
11- Wrong Item Shipped
17 - Quality of Fabric
34 - Excessive Fading
35 - Excessive Shrinkage
38 - Do not like Color
40 - Changed Mind
41 - Gift
I just need to
Action to Be Taken? (First choice: Annihilate with a machine gun.) Fine, I'd like to make an exchange. For my original boobs. You remember them right? Lefty and Righty? You may know them as Shock and Awe? No?
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