Saturday, April 24, 2010

T-Box Wrap Up: Special Saturday Edition

Dagney just left. She wisely spent the night because, well c'mon, we had the equivalent of 32 bottles of wine and just eight people. Plus, she opened a bottle of champagne when she arrived, and ANOTHER one when we were cleaning up last night.

I've braved the Showdown with the Coffeemaker and while I haven't gone to check yet, I smell coffee, though it could be just flooding the kitchen and plotting my trip back to November 5th.

Plus, we have photographic evidence, and we're quietly celebrating that the cops didn't come by. Or, I'm assuming we are. Alone. From each of our homes. Because no one is stupid enough to start calling or texting yet. Because sound and light aren't exactly good things right now. I'm wearing sunglassees as I type, waiting for the tylenol to kick in.

Ok, you saw the pretty...on my lovely "porte cochere" (thank you Bianca for that super way-less-dryer-in-the-front-yard description)

And now...the after:

And, for the record, Kate was the first one to chuck the shoes. We felt it was important to point that out.

And, it's just not a complete day in MommyLand if Lydia hasn't spilled something on her boob...

Finally, after eight different wines, eight friends, three very annoyed neighbors, three "designated" drivers (Ellen, one retrieval soon-to-be-husband, and one over-nighter-stayer) we did manage to come to a consesus on the Winner.

Mommys, meet your T-Box Victor. All Hail:

The Mighty Merlot. Rather than smelling of perm, tasting of feet, or used to kill Kate's grass, this wonder of cube technology got us reminiscing about the power of the Third Date...

Rock on with your bad *ass* self Merlot. You are the t-box of choice. Which is why we're pretty sure you're at the top of this t-box totem pole. It's kinda hard to put a crown on the middle guy.

And with that, I'm off to clean the kitchen. Or, sell the house.

xo, Kate (and Lydia, who's totally still sleeping...)

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  1. I can't believe you have the gumption to get out of bed and brave the computer. I hope the kidlets are at a sleepover somewhere else. I guess the best part of working from home is going back to bed!

  2. Dude. My feet kinda hurt. And my husband wasn't home when I got here. He says he's getting a mani/pedi/facial and a shave at a "grooming lounge". WTF?! What is wrong with this picture?

  3. Dagney...
    How do your feet hurt? You all took off your shoes! LOL
    And, that picture is VERY wrong. But, I want a man like that!

  4. Can I sue Target for medical costs when I have my brain removed? I think I drowned it last night.

  5. I like the merlot too....and I'm guessing those yellow shoes must be Kate's super fierce Jimmy Choos...Fancy.

  6. Loved all the tweeting Friday night! Oh how I wish I could have been there!

  7. I hate to admit that I got sick when I got home. The Husband-To-Be couldn't believe how drunk I was. He didn't understand HOW much wine we had. I've been telling all of my friends about the incredible Juice Box wine we got to enjoy. That smelled like feet.

  8. You guys are funny. I wish I could have joined you on the port-a-couchere.

    I love box wine. But our Target doesn't sell wine at all.

    I go for Black Box pinot grigio or shiraz.


  9. I think I just woke up and recovered from my hangover. Why does it take two whole days now? There are all these things they don't tell you about aging...




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