Thursday, May 27, 2010

Funniest F***ing Thing I Heard All Day

As told to Kate by McLovin:

A friend of mine is in the kitchen with his wife, their two kids and their very attractive 19-year old nanny. The nanny bends over and starts emptying the dishwasher and the husband can't help himself and checks her out. He then looks up and sees his wife watching him checking her out, and she says to him,

"You get a good at look at that?"

And he sorta looks embarrassed and shakes his head.  And his wife says:

"I've got news for you. She's doesn't even know you're in the room, you fat f**k."

The. End.

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9 comments:

  1. H I L A R I O U S!!!!!! :) I needed that laugh!

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  2. The best thing about this story is that the guy told McLovin about it. Was he laughing at himself or ticked at his wife for calling him fat?

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  3. OMG I think I just woke up the neighborhood laughing at that.

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  4. I don't know who to feel more sorry for:

    The nanny for being objectified on the job- inappropriate!

    The wife for being married to such a douche.

    Or the husband for having to have a hot nanny around.

    Hmmm...definitely not the husband!

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  5. Ok, I love the story, but: seriously? He can't even look? Don't we all like to look? I wish all my girlfriends had a little more self confidence...because looking is not the same as touching as all good moms know!

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