Thursday, May 27, 2010

Funniest F***ing Thing I Heard All Day

As told to Kate by McLovin:

A friend of mine is in the kitchen with his wife, their two kids and their very attractive 19-year old nanny. The nanny bends over and starts emptying the dishwasher and the husband can't help himself and checks her out. He then looks up and sees his wife watching him checking her out, and she says to him,

"You get a good at look at that?"

And he sorta looks embarrassed and shakes his head.  And his wife says:

"I've got news for you. She's doesn't even know you're in the room, you fat f**k."

The. End.

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