"I am about to LOSE MY SCHMIDT."
U.S. Department of
Mommy May Lose Her Schmidt Advisory System
Green is awesome. If you do something slightly thoughtless or age-appropriately stupid, you may end up in the Blue. A more serious infraction of Mommy Law will land you in the Yellow. In the yellow, you'd better watch out or you might end up in the Thinking Chair. If you're in the Orange, you're in your room for a while because you've made a bad choice. Once you hit the Red, Mommy has lost her schmidt and you are about to start hating life. You're gonna get yelled at. You might even get a pop on the popper (or a smack on the smacker). You're gonna see that Wii go flying through the window and possibly your Mommy's head flying right after it.
So kids, stay out of the Red. Understand? Red bad. Green good. Need a little more information?
Let's start at the bottom, shall we?
The Green: "You're fine. For Now"
The Orange: "Time Out!"
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