The Pole Dancer, Season One and I were greeting a new couple and their baby boy, when McGee comes up begging to go to the creek that runs alongside the neighborhood. I gave her an emphatic "No." To which she pouted and stomped around like she weighed six thousand pounds. Season One asked why I wouldn't let her go, confessing he would have said yes.
"The last time we were down there, I found a used Trojan. Used. She'll never go there again."
To which he said:
The End.
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Just. Wow.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking they are actually non-daddy balloons....just a thought....totally funny. You guys would sooo fit in my family..
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeletemy word verification for who is pole dancer was
ReplyDelete'nostry' is she?? is she really??lol
Who is the Pole Dancer??
ReplyDeleteMy kids have found ours (on multiple occasions, and we DO hide them) and used them as gloves, a la the-ones-the-doctor-wears. Awesome. I try not to make a big deal out of it when these discoveries occur; otherwise the little angels will give loud discourses on the subject to supermarket clerks.
ReplyDeleteI wanna come play in your neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteYes - who is this pole dancer? I haven't heard her mentioned before. - add it to the MLDR?
ReplyDeleteFive bucks says The Pole Dancer is Season One's current girlfriend/wife.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard I swear I peed! You guys crack me up!
ReplyDeletefurther proof that men should not be left alone with children...
ReplyDeleteDid you cringe just a little at the thought he has a box of Trojans? I would have even though I know you're happily remarried.
ReplyDeleteAnd GROSS at the creek, seriously! My son and some friends found a used one on the PLAYGROUND at school! WTF people? Throw that stuff in a trash can, they're not just for your protection!