Funniest F***ing Thing I Heard All Day: POP!

This weekend was our neighborhood's Ice Cream Social. It's also when we get a chance to meet all of our new neighbors who have moved in since our Halloween Pizza Party.

The Pole Dancer, Season One and I were greeting a new couple and their baby boy, when McGee comes up begging to go to the creek that runs alongside the neighborhood. I gave her an emphatic "No." To which she pouted and stomped around  like she weighed six thousand pounds.

Season One asked why I wouldn't let her go, confessing he would have said yes.

"The last time we were down there, I found a used Trojan. Used. She'll never go there again."

To which he said:

"Yeah, she found the box of those I have one day. I told her they were Daddy balloons. She asked if she could blow one up. I thought it was best to say no. She wasn't pleased."

The End.


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