Then I skimmed the article, right there at the mailbox. "GTFO!" I actually yelled out in my yard. "Everyone else can go SUCK IT!" My daughter McGee wasn't impressed with that.

Kate: You'll never guess who I went to college with...
Lydia: Who?
Kate: Don Draper.
Lydia: Shut up! Whore.
Kate: Damn. I could have been Kate Hamm.
Lydia: Or, at a minimum, you could have made out with him. Sigh. You're stupid.
The. End.
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