Thursday, July 15, 2010

Funniest F***ing Thing I Heard All Day: The Hangover

Happy and I were in the car this morning, driving to Nanny's house.

He's singing in the back seat and, as we round the corner, he looks up and points out the window.

Happy: "Look, mama! It's Chick A Lay!"
Me: "Yep. Do you want some Chick A Lay for breakfast?"
Happy: [suddenly serious, possibly nauseous] "No. You drive away. Now."

The End.

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