Thursday, July 15, 2010

Funniest F***ing Thing I Heard All Day: The Hangover

Happy and I were in the car this morning, driving to Nanny's house.

He's singing in the back seat and, as we round the corner, he looks up and points out the window.

Happy: "Look, mama! It's Chick A Lay!"
Me: "Yep. Do you want some Chick A Lay for breakfast?"
Happy: [suddenly serious, possibly nauseous] "No. You drive away. Now."

The End.

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  1. I am vegetarian, so I never go to Chickfila. But a friend dragged me there last weekend, and I was transported to a surreal, nightmarish universe, where children and adults alike, eyes glazed over, were dressed as cows--DRESSED AS COWS!--to get free sandwiches. I tell ya, it would take more than a $3 sandwich as ransom for MY dignity! Anyhow, I quietly took a picture of two offense, but each was about 300 lb of lots-to-love, and they were both dressed in their fine bovine costumes. Weeeeeird!

  2. I became a Chick-Fil-A addict years ago while working in a job that took me to Atlanta often. SO bad for you and SO yummy.

    We don't have Chick-Fil-A's in Seattle, and for that, I am glad.

  3. I wish I lived close enough to a C.F.A. to get to that point. But I think I'm there with pizza. Which, to be honest, I thought was impossible.

  4. Oh snap. That is some funny schmidt. Poor McLovin.




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