We thought the contest was over...you all have OVERWHELMINGLY voted for a Worst Mommy Ever Winner. And, Erika will be giving her acceptance speech later...
However, this is the part where they do the Cecil B. DeMille Award...MommyLand definitely needs a CDB Award, but of course, we think of it as the Cease-to-Be-a-Mom Award. It's for the mom who takes that hour to play on Facebook, drink some coffee, just stare vacantly at the wall, or humming to oneself about the joys of motherhood while rocking in the fetal position...and let your children do, just, whatever.
Kate & Lydia proudly present the CBD Award for this most *inspiring* submission:
So, as usual, I missed the deadline (no surprise there lol) but I thought you might get a kick out of this picture. It's my oldest two boys playing in the dog kennel with their puppy Goofy. It kept them busy for an HOUR!! Worked for me and the dog had fun too, until he kicked them out so he could get some sleep. :)
Thank you so much for your blog. I thought my kids were total freaks of nature until I read your blog and realized that they actually are.
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