To Kate from Lydia:
Got it! Thank you very much, Mrs. Beaver!
To Lydia from Kate:
Pirate. Whore.
This random person called my phone got my voice mail then 30 seconds later sent this text.
From: 703.xxx.xxxx (cell number I assume) If this is Glenn or you have contact with Glenn please either call me or have Glenn call me ASAP.
Umm... I am not Glenn.
From Lucy to Lydia:
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
From Bride to Kate:
I broke into your house today. I left my flip flops there.
From Ann to Kate & Lydia:
My husband has been arrested for public intoxication, my friend just wrecked my car on her way to McDonalds, and I am having contractions... How is your morning going?
From Bride to Kate:
Not technically a crime because I know where the key is.
From Lydia to Kate:
Monkey. Pirate. Hooker. Yes... you.
From me to my favorite cousin Ellie: 160 Pound Tumor is on Discovery Health
From my favorite cousin Ellie to me: Oooh! Does it have hair and teeth?
From Bride to Kate:
Plus, you had MY flip flops hostage. It was a rescue.
From Jamie to her best friend:
Regarding borrowing the Spanx...No matter how close 2 friends are, they're va-jj's never should be.
From Lydia to Lucy:
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes
From Bride to Kate:
Really, they should be arresting you. Just so we're clear.
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xo, Kate & Lydia
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