So, the other night I was hanging out with our church minister. [I'll wait while you clean up the wine you just spilled.] We were drinking champagne on the porte cochere. Yes, she is that awesome. She's like a Ministerial Goddess of Cool. And she totally says naughty words, which makes her even better.
Lydia would have come but she -- I don't even know. She said she was busy or something. Snitch.
I told her this story about Lefty. Go on. Go read it. Otherwise the rest isn't funny...
I'm totally waiting.
MGC: You know, Jesus did spit on someone.
Kate: Get the f*-- ummm, I mean...what?
MGC: Yeah, he spit in the dirt and rubbed mud on the guys eyes and then he could see.
Kate: I've never heard that story.
MGC: Me either. Until I went to seminary and then one of my classmates preached on it so we had to pay attention. *sighs* It was a really long sermon.
Oh, and today's sermon was all about vanity and narcissism. I'm pretty sure that wasn't a coincidence.
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