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Kate loves the pool. She totally didn't have to eavesdrop on this one. Lisa was sitting right next to her. Her husband showed up with Children #4 and #5. They're 14 months apart, and the little one is just 7 months old.
Lisa: [spits out drink, even though she wasn't drinking anything] Are you out of your mind?
Lisa's Husband: One more, Sweets.
Lisa: [gives him the I AM DONE and we already talked about this look] Dan, no. There are already five of them.
Lisa's Husband: One more.
Lisa: [starts bargaining] New house.
Lisa's Husband: Done.
Lisa: Full time nanny.
Lisa's Husband: You got it.
Lisa: I'd have to have that bigger SUV.
Lisa: [sighs] [shakes head] Dan...
Lisa's Husband: We have a deal, Sweets.
Lisa: Dan, do you like having sex with me?
Lisa's Husband: Yep.
Lisa: Do you like feeling it when you have sex with me?
Lisa's Husband: Uhhh, yeah.
Lisa: Because one more kid, and you'll wreck me. You might as well f**k a pie.He ever so slightly grimaced and walked away. She smiled. Victorious.
The End.
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