
She was charged with "Driving with Inappropriate Alertness".
Don't believe me? It's true. I couldn't make that up if I tried. Now I haven't slept in almost 8 years, so I said goodbye to mental alertness a long time ago. And I everything I do and think and say and blog is inappropriate. So I have to say that I think the best part of this story is what she was charged with: Inappropriate Alertness.
- "Driving while Overstimulated"
- "Driving Under the Influence of D-Cell Batteries"
- "Operating Machinery while umm... Operating Machinery"
- "Inappropriate Multi-Tasking"
- "First Degree Count of Hilarious Grossness"
- "Failure to Observe the Speed Limit and All Known Social Boundaries"
And with that, I'm out.
xo, Lydia(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2010