Thursday, September 9, 2010
The Tap-On Dance Off Extravaganza (and Contest)
Which brings us to what we're clearly missing. And desperately need. Practice Uniforms. The awesome store, which, incidentally, looked like this from the street:
So, of course, we squealed and then spent the next forty-five minutes in there like we were going on Dancing with the Stars. Which, when we do, and they have the Tap-On Dance Off, we are totally gonna make that one chick cry. Like slobbery, sniffley, snotty, gaspy, snorty cry. It'll be *that* amazing.
The point being. We need practice uniforms. Practice t-shirts, to be specific. Here's what we loved in the store:
And then there was this when you turned over the Don't Know Me shirt. For the record, Kate fell down when she saw it:
But, we think we need our very own. MommyLand style. And, as it turns out, we. have. our. very. own. store. for such nonsense. Handy how that turns out, no? It's like celebrities with their own clothing lines that suck. We fully plan for ours to be even more whacktacularly awesome. But, it's totally up to you.
So, MOMS! Send us your best, funniest, wittiest, MommyLand-iest t-shirt logos. We'll put them on our t-shirts, send one to the winner, and show up to practice in what will be the best Tap-On Dance Off Extravaganza t-shirt in the history of ever.
We'll pick our favorites and put them up for a poll over the weekend. Then, as always, you pick the winner.
Which we really can't believe we're allowing...again.
xoxo Kate and Lydia
PS There *is* video evidence of yesterday's shopping excursion. It's. Epic.
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