Thursday, September 30, 2010

We're Experts...or Something

The phone rang earlier today. Kate answered it and all she heard was SCREAMING on the other end.

Lydia: The local news wants to interview us about the recall.
Kate: Whuck!? When?
Lydia: They're coming in an hour.
Kate: Not here. Have you seen my house?
Lydia:  Have you smelled mine?
Kate: I haven't showered, Lydia.
Lydia: Even better. Haha. Suck it Fancy.
Kate: I'm going to my neighbors to beg her to let us use her living room. Oh, and I hate you.

Twenty minutes later:
Lydia: Did you shower?
Kate: From the neck up.
Lydia: You're gross.
Kate: You have something on your boob. [she looks down] Haha. Stupid.


The point is...apparently there were two recalls today. One was about toys; the other was about some football player's cereal. And, you could make donations to a charity he supported by calling the phone number listed on his cereal. But, because typos are *awesome* the toll free telephone number listed was for a naughty phone sex line!

Random Person: Hello! I really love Chad OchoCinco and want to make big donation.
Phone Operator: That's what she said. What are you wearing??
Random Person: Uhhh, yoga pants? I think I need to get off the pho--
Phone Operator: THAT'SWHATSHESAID!
[CLICK]

Oh, we didn't talk about the cereal. Luckily.

UPDATE: IT SEEMS WE DON'T TALK AT ALL. THERE'S NO AUDIO.
WHICH. IS. SU.PER. SO, UMMM, PRETEND YOU'RE DEAF.
MCLOVIN SAYS KATE SEEMS *MUCH* SMARTER WHEN THERE'S NO SOUND.

EVEN UPDATIER: KATE RECORDED THE TV
VERSION ON HER PRECIOUS AND UPLOADED IT.



Oh, and Lydia totally didn't have anything on her boob. It was a first.

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