Thursday, September 30, 2010

We're Experts...or Something

The phone rang earlier today. Kate answered it and all she heard was SCREAMING on the other end.

Lydia: The local news wants to interview us about the recall.
Kate: Whuck!? When?
Lydia: They're coming in an hour.
Kate: Not here. Have you seen my house?
Lydia:  Have you smelled mine?
Kate: I haven't showered, Lydia.
Lydia: Even better. Haha. Suck it Fancy.
Kate: I'm going to my neighbors to beg her to let us use her living room. Oh, and I hate you.

Twenty minutes later:
Lydia: Did you shower?
Kate: From the neck up.
Lydia: You're gross.
Kate: You have something on your boob. [she looks down] Haha. Stupid.


The point is...apparently there were two recalls today. One was about toys; the other was about some football player's cereal. And, you could make donations to a charity he supported by calling the phone number listed on his cereal. But, because typos are *awesome* the toll free telephone number listed was for a naughty phone sex line!

Random Person: Hello! I really love Chad OchoCinco and want to make big donation.
Phone Operator: That's what she said. What are you wearing??
Random Person: Uhhh, yoga pants? I think I need to get off the pho--
Phone Operator: THAT'SWHATSHESAID!
[CLICK]

Oh, we didn't talk about the cereal. Luckily.

UPDATE: IT SEEMS WE DON'T TALK AT ALL. THERE'S NO AUDIO.
WHICH. IS. SU.PER. SO, UMMM, PRETEND YOU'RE DEAF.
MCLOVIN SAYS KATE SEEMS *MUCH* SMARTER WHEN THERE'S NO SOUND.

EVEN UPDATIER: KATE RECORDED THE TV
VERSION ON HER PRECIOUS AND UPLOADED IT.



Oh, and Lydia totally didn't have anything on her boob. It was a first.

(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2010

23 comments:

  1. oh, how I wish there were sound for this video.

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  2. Okay, it's really weird that the ad has sound but the story doesn't. This is TOTALLY not your site, it's some glitch with the video hosting company I think? (Listen to me, I'm an expert too, OBVIOUSLY!) (NOT.)

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  3. Ugh! No volume, but you ladies *looked* wonderful! ;)

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  4. crap.. no sound after the little commercial?!

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  5. No audio but you two sure looked smart, serious, and expert-y! :)

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  6. Irritating that there is no sound, and I have to say I feel lame for having watched it with no sound. Repost when it gets fixed, would love to listen to y'all talk. :)

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  7. You ladies are so beautiful! I really wish I could have heard your voices though!

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  8. I like that Precious solved the audio problem.

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  9. You guys were sooo "professional" not even one bad word slipped out!! I'm so proud!!

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  10. KRISTIN WAS ON TV?? And wasn't in charge of production? WHUCK?! I LOVE IT!!
    And you guys are total experts (says the woman with no children yet). Great job! You seemed very professional.
    Didn't the website look great??

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  11. *satisfied sigh* And now you have ARRIVED!
    *does happy dance*

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  12. You have officially ARRIVED!
    *I did the happy dance and then realized I posted under my husband's google account*

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  13. You ladies are becoming so famous!! I must admit I'm pretty curious about the next story that news channel was about to do....mammogram confusion...whuck!?

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  14. All the goodness that has come from the secret real name outing (And, I think this deserves some intials. Like SRNO. Think about it.)

    And Kate, this is exactly how I pictured you!

    (So...who's house was it at?)

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  15. The JIG IS UP, Y'all!!! RUN!!! Seriously though, Y'all were AWESOME!! You can expect TONS more readers and followers and junk with all this free advertising. (I totally said that just like the pothole in that commercial.) :D I mean, the Huffington Post busting y'all out and now the local News...What's next?? Nevermind, I already know the answer to that...WORLD DOMINATION!!

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  16. You guys look fantastic!!!! And sound "wicked smaht" too

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  17. AWESOME job, ladies!!

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  18. Oh, you totally snowed them. Nobody but us knows that you were holding in the "Well, the toy companies are a bunch of monkey-schmidt douches, and we'd call them and tell them so but we can't find the handset to our phones!" comment.

    xoxo
    kate in Michigan

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  19. Very cool, but I have to tell you, watching it via Precious made me a little carsick. but we can all say "we knew you when... you were just Kate and Lydia..." :)

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  20. Wow! You both were great! Congrats!

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  21. the sounds came over loud and clear her in Fl. great job you 2 <3

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