Besides the shoes, and the hot pants, and the skirts with the cutouts and the legwarmers and the t-shirts, right when we got to the checkout, there was this:
Lydia: I'm buying it!
Kate: For what?
Lydia: Duh. To hang on my door. So everyone will know.
Kate: Your family already does know.
Lydia: No, stupid. I'm hanging it on my FRONT DOOR. The world needs to beware.
Kate: Beware? That you're crazy?Lydia: That I'm awes--OOH they have tap shoe key chains! We have to have these.
Then the store lady asked us to leave. I'm pretty sure she wasn't kidding. I'm also pretty sure I saw this hanging on Lydia's front door the other morning. It's pretty awesome.
The End.
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