Dance Fever: Funniest F**king Thing I Heard All Day

We spent WAY too much time in the Dance Store when we went on The Great Kate and Lydia Shoe Hunt.

Besides the shoes, and the hot pants, and the skirts with the cutouts and the legwarmers and the t-shirts, right when we got to the checkout, there was this:

Lydia: I'm buying it!

Kate: For what?

Lydia: Duh. To hang on my door. So everyone will know.

Kate: Your family already does know.

Lydia: No, stupid. I'm hanging it on my FRONT DOOR. The world needs to beware.

Kate: Beware? That you're crazy?

Lydia: That I'm awes--OOH they have tap shoe key chains! We have to have these.

Then the store lady asked us to leave. I'm pretty sure she wasn't kidding. I'm also pretty sure I saw this hanging on Lydia's front door the other morning. It's pretty awesome.

The End.

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