Oh, right. That's it...
And then, in a moment of weakness, she shared it with Lydia, thinking she'd get a sympathetic ear, a pat on the shoulder, a little "there-there it's not really that bad..."
Uhh, no. Lydia cackled like a Kirk-ed out hyena on day old giraffe.
Why?
Because Kate is pretty sure she used to be [shudder] Ryan Seacrest.
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Okay. Uncle. You're the bravest women I know. I'm not worthy.
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Bahahahahahah
ReplyDelete*gasp* OH. MY. LANTA!!
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha!! Too f-ing funny!
ReplyDeleteJust for this... Kate should take a picture of the inside of the big white tampon and post it!!! this is just CRUEL... but oh so funny... *goes off giggling*
ReplyDeleteCan't....stop...laughing....
ReplyDeleteOk, Ok. May I just say that, even as a child, you knew how to work the accessories! Check out those earrings!
You are my hero for posting this.
OH.MY.HELL. Wow.... you ARE a very brave woman. No, seriously.
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That is soo funny! Thanks for making me laugh today, I needed it.
ReplyDeletebwaaaahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMy day just got awesome. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteLydia, that's just mean. Funny, hysterical in fact, but mean.
ReplyDeleteAtleast it's obvious that you're a girl and not androgynous Pat!
ReplyDeleteEven now, I'm not sure what Seacrest is?
But thanks for sharing, it is kinda funny.
I've got some pics like that too, but I buried them with the bodies.
I had those earrings!!!! But take heart, my now-curly-and-fun hair was neither at that age, yet I had the same haircut. Picture a an afro shaped like a mushroom...
ReplyDeleteI totally had babysitters that looked like this. :) And I wanted to BE them.
ReplyDeleteSo, consider this a message of envy...received 20-25 years(?) too late.
Oh Kate.....haven't you known Lydia long enough by now to not say things like that in front of her, let alone show the picture? Lol, you're a braver woman than I am!
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting here in the parking lot at Michael's laughing like a lunatic! Holy crap, woman! It's even more funny since I saw the whole "Ryan Seacrest was a fat nerd" piece on E!. You should TOTALLY send him that picture!
ReplyDeleteHey, way to accessorize and flip that collar up. You were smokin'!
are you kidding me? that is a very. pretty. cute. little girl, who happens to have a weird haircut and large glasses, bc of the times
ReplyDeleteDang it! I was just savoring my last Diet Pepsi ever and now it's all over me and my computer! I should have known better...
ReplyDeleteoh. my. Where did you get my yearbook???? I swear I had those exact glasses and thar exact haircut!
ReplyDeleteyeah, I cackled. But, I think we all have that type of picture lurking out there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteWow....just...um......hmm......yeah.....uh.........wow!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is the funniest f@#*ing thing I've heard (read) all day!
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with lunablue. We all had those glasses (well, those of us who are visually challenged!). You are super cute and I *love* the flipped up collar. I heart 13 year old Kate!
ReplyDeletewe *heart* her
ReplyDeleteSo.Damn.Funny!! Thanks, I needed that today!! (Of course, my pictures were/are always perfect.)
ReplyDeleteI think that is the most awesome thing I have seen. Like, in the history of EVER. Kate, your photo is only funny when placed directly next to Seacrest. Holy hell.
ReplyDeleteI had those glasses, those earrings, those braces and that hair.. just not at the same time.
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of the girl chipmonk Brittney from the cartoons and old movies! This is hysterical. Glad she grew up to be super GLAM!
ReplyDeleteI totally had those glasses. For waaaayyyy too long.
ReplyDeleteAnd headgear. *face palm*
I too had Those. Exact. Glasses. And the hair cut, but I was a bit younger, so I blame my mother. Bwahahahaah
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