Lydia does a lot of things that she's ashamed of...Kate either has no shame [no], never messes up [even no-er] or really just has one huge overarching grand pappy of an embarrassment that nothing else comes even close.
Oh, right. That's it...
And then, in a moment of weakness, she shared it with Lydia, thinking she'd get a sympathetic ear, a pat on the shoulder, a little "there-there it's not really that bad..."
Uhh, no. Lydia cackled like a Kirk-ed out hyena on day old giraffe.
Why?
Because Kate is pretty sure she used to be [shudder] Ryan Seacrest.
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2010
Pages
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Popular Posts
-
When I got the email with this guest post in it, I was very happy because I know a bunch of moms with ADD or ADHD - and you know what? ...
-
[For more backstory on why this is in four parts - click here] "This is the true story... of eight strangers... picked to live in a ho...
-
So last summer, my youngest daughter (age 5) began seeing previews for a new Dora show called Dora and Friends: Into the City! Gone was th...
-
If you missed out on the rest of the awesomeness, you can click here for M-I-L horror stories 1-10 , 11-20 and 21-30 . Testimony 31: Whe...
-
We fail at a lot of things - tap dancing, keeping an eye on the kids, not embarrassing ourselves - and we try to be honest about it. That...
-
Last Friday, roughly 25% of the second grade at my kids' school was sent home with a nasty stomach bug that had kids puking in buckets...
-
This was originally published in May 2010: In the past 24 hours, I have gotten three phone calls from friends of mine and they all starte...
-
At the end of every sports season, there is usually some sort of party where the coach talks about each of the players and sometimes, give...
-
Whole30 Day 0: Later this week, I'm starting a diet/nutrition/sadness program called Whole30 . Where you eat nothing but strict Pa...
-
(Originally published 2/1/2/13) Last night I went to Target and I got distracted by the card section. I decided to buy my beloved Cap&...
