My husband was giving the baby boy a bath in the sink and our two-year old daughter was helping.
Daughter: [in her baby-talk voice] "Baby, are these your teeny, tiny toes? Are these your teeny, tiny feet? Is that your teeny, tiny belly button? Is that your teeny, tiny penis??"
Husband: "OK! Bathtime OVER...!!!"

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