So, a few weeks ago, I wrote a post about how my house is a disaster and that I can’t find anything.
In it, I included this photo of my desk.
And, now here’s the photo close up:
And, being that this commenter has the same name as our Church Preschool Principal, I of course felt the need to explain myself, lest she think I’m a person who keeps ointment on her desk. Gross. So I texted her:
Me: It’s LOTION! But that was f**king hilarious! I didn’t even notice it. Thank Maude it wasn’t ointment. Because I’m sure there’s some of that here too.
And then got this text back:
CPP: Huh? Who is this?
Me: It’s Kate! Wait. Did you comment on the blog? If not, I’m stupid.
CPP: Uhh, no. But I’ll read the comments to see what it means.
Me: Basically it means I’m a jackhole.
The. End.
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