Thursday, October 28, 2010

Ointment: Funniest F**king Thing I Heard All Day

So, a few weeks ago, I wrote a post about how my house is a disaster and that I can’t find anything.

In it, I included this photo of my desk.

Which elicited this comment:

And, now here’s the photo close up:

And, being that this commenter has the same name as our Church Preschool Principal, I of course felt the need to explain myself, lest she think I’m a person who keeps ointment on her desk. Gross. So I texted her:

Me: It’s LOTION! But that was f**king hilarious! I didn’t even notice it. Thank Maude it wasn’t ointment. Because I’m sure there’s some of that here too.

And then got this text back:

CPP: Huh? Who is this?

Me: It’s Kate! Wait. Did you comment on the blog? If not, I’m stupid.

CPP: Uhh, no. But I’ll read the comments to see what it means.

Me: Basically it means I’m a jackhole. 

The. End.

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