Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Ouch: Funniest F**king Thing I Heard All Day

Kate: [on the phone with her friend] Oh, owww! You know when you take a ponytail out after it's been in your hair all day and suddenly your head hurts? I just did that.

Colleen: You know what else makes your head hurt?

Kate: [slams her hand on the table like she's on a game show and has to hit a buzzer before she can answer] Ice cream!

Colleen: No. When you're not watching where you're going and you walk into a wall face first. Yeah, that hurts for like two days.

Kate: [slams table again] OH! And chewing gum too long!

Colleen:  And you.

Kate: Huh?

Colleen: Seriously, the wall faceplant has nothing on you.

Kate: It was the ice cream comment, wasn't it?

Apparently Kate thinks every question is a potential game show. Specifically Family Feud.  Someday Lydia may slap her with a sandwich.

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