Here are some things you might not want to say unless you’re sure the pain medication has not yet worn off:
- “Good morning! I hear your huevos got soft-boiled!”
- “So your balls are now safe for scrimmage?”
- “I hear you’re just brewing decaf now…”
- “Does it still count as elective surgery is your wife is the one who elected it?”
- “Hey dude! How’s your satchel?”
- “You totally pickled your onions.”
- “How would you describe the experience? Unique or eunuch?”
- “How did it go? I hope they didn’t bruise the produce.”
- "Did they pierce it while they were down there?"
- “I brought you this book to read while you recover. It’s by Balzac.”
- “Damn… You got a v-job”
Or you could play him this song (originally from Family Guy - which is Kate's favorite show) --
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