Monday, November 8, 2010
Kate on Drugs: Funniest F**King Thing I Heard All Day
Lydia: You totally can't go tap dancing tonight. You know that right?
Kate: I know. Stupid.
Kate: Where is next week?
Kate: I need make up too. You don't wear make up.
Kate: Oh, I'm writing up "ointment" now. Ewww.
Kate: Afghani rugs? Wouldn't they just be Afghan rugs? Or, dogs? Crap. What??
Kate: This rug thing is starting to freak me out. Is is Afghani rugs made by Afghans? Or Afghan rugs made by Aghanis?
Kate: Either way. F**k.That doesn't seem to stop them from moving.
Kate: I like codeine.
Lydia: I... What... You need to... I'm calling.
At which point I called her house and woke her up because she had fallen asleep at her desk and was drooling on her keyboard.
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2010
Like every other family in the world, my kids are obsessed with Frozen. We downloaded the soundtrack right after Christmas and have enjoye...
This was originally published in May 2010: In the past 24 hours, I have gotten three phone calls from friends of mine and they all starte...
I recently noticed that we have this weird dichotomy in our house. We have way too much of some stuff and never enough of other stuff (usua...
Last year, we made a series of Valentines for the Real World . They were all for husbands because the cards I saw at Target were both stupid...
You may be asking yourself: "Why did this idiot write a blog post about summer camp right now? It's February. I'm still sec...
This conversation isn't actually horrifying. It's just typical of the randomness of living with a preschooler.
It's winter and its freezing and it's always dark and everyone is sort of sick. So at my house, it is the season of watching too muc...
I'm sure you're wondering why these precious and adorable young men are the mastheads of today's post. It's because I did...
Guru Louise and I asked you about what most teachers really want for end of the year gifts. We got hundreds of answers on Facebook , Tw...
I'm not Catholic, even though in the late 90's I worked for nuns and they told me they thought I should be. I think they have to s...