Chilokit: (noun) delicious treat from the cacao tree; most often found in a ring around children’s mouths
Crap Store: (noun) the inexpensive art supply establishment, of which merchandise typically lasts seventeen minutes following purchase. Parents usually encourage this particular vernacular.
Darking: (verb) what happens when the sun begins to set and it’s time to come inside; i.e. We need go have dinner. It’s darking outside.”
Hunger-burger: (noun) What mom and dad get to eat at Five Guys (assuming Lydia wasn't there first)
Macawakas: (noun) Mexican-inspired orb-shaped musical instruments filled with pebbles and shaken
Pootie: (noun) the feather stuffed rectangle one rests their head on at night; plural, pooties
Razeys: (noun) disease that the family pet can get that involves frothing at the mouth and getting shots. Variations include: ravies, radeys

Shakoondie: (unknown) describes any unknown object, smell or other mystery i.e. "Hey, what’s that unknown red stuff on the coffee table?" "Shakoondie"

Vanilla Wipers: (noun) yummy little round cookies
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