Thursday, November 25, 2010

Oven-Roasted Turkey?: Funniest F**king Thing I Heard All Day

Kate woke up to the smells of the Thanksgiving turkey slowly roasting in the oven. Because she's made it a *policy* to not cook Thanksgiving dinner, she cleans up. A policy her mother-in-law, GrandMere, is more than happy to employ.

So, when the dishwasher stopped running, she decided to make herself useful and empty it.

Kate: Umm, GrandMere?
GrandMere: [from other room] Yes?
Kate: Umm, the stuff in the dishwasher? I'm not sure about this...
GrandMere: Oh, leave it in there. It's not done yet.


Kate: Are you drinking?
GrandMere: Yes.
Kate: Uh, the dishwasher?
GrandMere: CLOSE THE DOOR!
Kate: [worried] It looks -uhhh - alarmed.
GrandMere: That's because I gave it a face. See?



The. End.

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20 comments:

  1. You HAVE to be kidding. Was she thawing it? Poaching? Holy crap.

    I need to come to YOUR place for Thanksgiving. After dinner, though.

    ==kate in Michigan

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  2. O.M.G... This could only happen in real life. Fiction is not nearly as funny

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  3. Are you SERIOUS??? There HAS to be more to that story. Did you end up getting an actual Thanksgiving dinner?

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  4. HA HAHA.... oh that is classic!!! At least she gave it a face!!! ROFL... hope that was a good drink Grandmere was having!!!!

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  5. I'll drink what she's drinking.

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  6. Lydia here. GAHHHHH!!!! I tried to moderate a comment from my phone and I accidentally rejected it with my stupid fat, over-fed with turkey fingers.

    To our awesome friend at:
    http://abstractemoting.wordpress.com/

    I am super, super sorry!

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  7. I love that she gave the turkey a face! I laughed OUT LOUD! I need a GrandMere!

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  8. please oh please tell me she wasn't 'cooking' it in there! LOL I'm laughing ....but it's one of those worried laughs that sort of shoots out when you feel like you need to rush over and help someone! hahahahaha

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  9. OMG! That is AWESOME!! Definitely made me laugh. I had a margarita but nothing as good as her apparently... send whatever she had to me. I live in Florida LMAO

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  10. Hahahahaha!!! Too funny, what was she drinking and did the turkey get cooked? Oh please tell us what happened

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  11. Is it kind of the same concept as making parchment wrapped fish in the dishwasher? (yes, it's a real thing -- but I've never actually eaten it). Thanks for the laugh.... you HAVE to tell us how it turned out.

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  12. I just googled cooking turkey in dishwasher. And OMG I found results

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  13. HOLY CRAP I don't think I've laughed that hard in weeks... I linked over from the the link under the nekkid photo (It took me five minutes of staring to figure that out, but thank god I did!). BHAHAHAHAAH she made a face on the turkey ... in ... the ... dishwasher...

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