So, when the dishwasher stopped running, she decided to make herself useful and empty it.
Kate: Umm, GrandMere?
GrandMere: [from other room] Yes?
Kate: Umm, the stuff in the dishwasher? I'm not sure about this...
GrandMere: Oh, leave it in there. It's not done yet.
Kate: Are you drinking?
GrandMere: Yes.Kate: Uh, the dishwasher?
GrandMere: CLOSE THE DOOR!
Kate: [worried] It looks -uhhh - alarmed.
GrandMere: That's because I gave it a face. See?
The. End.
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You HAVE to be kidding. Was she thawing it? Poaching? Holy crap.
ReplyDeleteI need to come to YOUR place for Thanksgiving. After dinner, though.
==kate in Michigan
O.M.G... This could only happen in real life. Fiction is not nearly as funny
ReplyDeleteAre you SERIOUS??? There HAS to be more to that story. Did you end up getting an actual Thanksgiving dinner?
ReplyDeleteHA HAHA.... oh that is classic!!! At least she gave it a face!!! ROFL... hope that was a good drink Grandmere was having!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh. Mah. Gawd. I love GrandMere.
ReplyDeleteNO SUH.
ReplyDeleteI'll drink what she's drinking.
ReplyDeleteWHUCK???
ReplyDeleteLydia here. GAHHHHH!!!! I tried to moderate a comment from my phone and I accidentally rejected it with my stupid fat, over-fed with turkey fingers.
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I am super, super sorry!
I love that she gave the turkey a face! I laughed OUT LOUD! I need a GrandMere!
ReplyDeleteplease oh please tell me she wasn't 'cooking' it in there! LOL I'm laughing ....but it's one of those worried laughs that sort of shoots out when you feel like you need to rush over and help someone! hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOMG! That is AWESOME!! Definitely made me laugh. I had a margarita but nothing as good as her apparently... send whatever she had to me. I live in Florida LMAO
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
ReplyDeleteI must have more information!
ReplyDeleteWhuck????
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!!! Too funny, what was she drinking and did the turkey get cooked? Oh please tell us what happened
ReplyDelete"WHUCK!" and "WHUCK?"
ReplyDeleteIs it kind of the same concept as making parchment wrapped fish in the dishwasher? (yes, it's a real thing -- but I've never actually eaten it). Thanks for the laugh.... you HAVE to tell us how it turned out.
ReplyDeleteI just googled cooking turkey in dishwasher. And OMG I found results
ReplyDeleteHOLY CRAP I don't think I've laughed that hard in weeks... I linked over from the the link under the nekkid photo (It took me five minutes of staring to figure that out, but thank god I did!). BHAHAHAHAAH she made a face on the turkey ... in ... the ... dishwasher...
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