And then they sigh and probably say to each other how happy they are we don't belong to England anymore.
Man on Elevator: I thought to myself, I'd just shake his hand and be a sport about it all. I mean, who hasn't she shagged? He scoffed me off. [shakes head in disbelief] A tremendous douchebag.Friend: Well, if you're going to be any kind of douchebag, a tremendous one *is* the way to go.
Man: Too right. [sighs] Too right.
The. End.
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Brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteSpot on, lovey!
ReplyDeleteI am going to pee my freaking pants...that is too funny!
ReplyDeleteGood show, old boy!
ReplyDeleteMassive!
ReplyDeleteWorked w/some Brits once. They wanted to go to one of "those clubs" so I agreed to play tour guide. I insisted on the "Gold Standard" one in our town. They insisted on the one advertised on the gigantic billboard with a pink pony on it.
ReplyDeleteThe girls there were so ugly they kept their clothes on because NO ONE would give them money.
Once again...who is smart? The locals or the visitors from across the pond?
is it just because I am a Brit that I agree with them entirely?
ReplyDeleteLMAO because what is the point of only being a "mediocre" D-bag??
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Hey - go big or stay home. If you're gonna do it, DO IT.
ReplyDeleteTremendous is the only way to go about doing anything.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!! I laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteOMFG, this is hysterical. Of COURSE tremendous is the way to go! If you're gonna be a d-bag, then be a D-BAG! Don't half-ass it!
ReplyDeleteLoved this. It'll keep me smiling for a while, and I'll share with Da Hubband when he gets up!
Orsum!
ReplyDeleteshagged!?! rofl!
ReplyDeleteSpot on!
ReplyDeleteYou should never be a douchbag only halfway.