Monday, November 29, 2010

Tremendous: Funniest F**king Thing I Heard All Day

Kate was riding in the elevator at work. Her building has a lot of international people in it, particularly Brits. Which she loves because of the accents. And they seem so sophisticated. Which she tries to be. Except when she hears stuff like this and then falls on the floor.

And then they sigh and probably say to each other how happy they are we don't belong to England anymore.

Man on Elevator: I thought to myself, I'd just shake his hand and be a sport about it all. I mean, who hasn't she shagged? He scoffed me off. [shakes head in disbelief] A tremendous douchebag.

Friend: Well, if you're going to be any kind of douchebag, a tremendous one *is* the way to go.

Man: Too right. [sighs] Too right.

The. End.

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