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Kate went on vacation over Thanksgiving and while she was gone she sent me this picture that she had taken at a theme park of herself and Spiderman:
I saw it and I had four thoughts simultaneously:
- "I think if Spiderman moves his left hand any further north, he's getting to second."
- "Are you guys trying out for Dancing with the Stars? Because you might want to invest in some more tap lessons."
- "I probably shouldn't remind you about that time I went to Disney World and got a really creepy long hug from Chip (or maybe Dale?) and then when I got home I found out that half the people working there as characters had gotten pubic lice and scabies because the costumes were so dirty."
- "This will be our next caption contest!"
xo, K & L
PS: We asked our last winner (Leigh Ann) to send us a picture of her so we could proclaim her the funniest girl of the week. She said she would try to find the least scary picture she could and then sent us this with the admonition to "call me Leigha"...Thank you. And may the Force be with you.
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AND THE WINNER IS...
Our favorite caption is from Nicole Renee who wrote: "I save this chick and she started texting her friend. WTF?" Which is super funny because that's exactly what happened. Kate and I are like the cheesiest seventh grade girls ever sometimes and it's awesome. Nicole Renee - please email us at lydia.and.kate@rantsfrommommyland.com with your address!
There were so many awesome ones but we have a couple of honorable mentions this week. Mama Snarky - all of yours were hilarious. And Pam's: "With great power comes great- ooooh, hey there Baby, how you doin'?"- totally made us snort. Also, Emily Suzanne's "Better watch out Spidey...I think McLovin might 'know people' who'd make it look like an accident...No one messes with Shock and Awe." - was super duper funny.
Thank you all so much! We heart you and hope you had a great weekend.
xo, Lydia & Kate
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2010
Our favorite caption is from Nicole Renee who wrote: "I save this chick and she started texting her friend. WTF?" Which is super funny because that's exactly what happened. Kate and I are like the cheesiest seventh grade girls ever sometimes and it's awesome. Nicole Renee - please email us at lydia.and.kate@rantsfrommommyland.com with your address!
There were so many awesome ones but we have a couple of honorable mentions this week. Mama Snarky - all of yours were hilarious. And Pam's: "With great power comes great- ooooh, hey there Baby, how you doin'?"- totally made us snort. Also, Emily Suzanne's "Better watch out Spidey...I think McLovin might 'know people' who'd make it look like an accident...No one messes with Shock and Awe." - was super duper funny.
Thank you all so much! We heart you and hope you had a great weekend.
xo, Lydia & Kate
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2010
Have no fear-I'll get your T-box back!
ReplyDeleteStand Back TSA Agents....I've got this pat down covered !!!!
ReplyDeleteKate outs McLovin's real identity as Peter Parker and Spider-man: in newest edition of RFML.
ReplyDelete"Suck THIS, Fancy! One more drink from that T-box and you'll be MY Web-kinz!"
ReplyDelete"Oh crap, the wonder-bra confused me. I thought she was wonder woman for a sec. My bad."
ReplyDelete"No worries...I've got you, *and* your Manolos!"
ReplyDelete"Eat Web, MCLovin. Kate and her t-box are MINE!"
ReplyDeleteLaura W.
Kate passed out after learning that he was wearing Spidy-clogs.
ReplyDelete"Kate fainted after realizing that it was she, not Lydia this time, that had a boob stain on her lovely white shirt...Thankfully Spider man was there to save the day."
ReplyDeleteSpider-Man, Spider-Man...watch where you put that spider hand!
ReplyDeleteKeep moving folks, no worries... I have this all under control. Excuse us now, the itsy bitsy Spider needs to crawl up the water spout....
ReplyDelete"Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy! I finally get to eat a Fly Girl!"
ReplyDeleteI have battled the Green Goblin and DocOc - but NOTHING is more terrifying than the IHP's!!!
ReplyDeleteMarvelous chance of boobstain!
ReplyDeleteKate, you are so brave!
I save this chick and she started texting her friend WTF?
ReplyDeleteZAP!!
ReplyDeleteSpidey spins a web for two!!
"Kate's final surrender"
ReplyDeleteMrs. Darling
Spidey saves the IHPs from yet another parenting fail!
ReplyDeleteOn the inappropriate level. "Ah! Spidey, Not in public! Your webs are amazing!"
ReplyDeleteOn a more mature level:
"Stop! In the name of love! For I am spider-man"
Thank gawd for the costume or she would know where I'm really looking. hubba hubba!
ReplyDeleteUpon hearing Spiderman's heartfelt confession that he is Randy the Laundry Fairy's alter ego, Kate fainted.
ReplyDelete"With great power comes great- ooooh, hey there Baby, how you doin'?"
ReplyDeleteFinding the perfect pair of Jimmy Choos...$1000.
ReplyDeleteGetting a brand-spanking-new set of sharpies...$6.
Getting felt up by Spiderman in front of your entire family...PRICELESS!
Usually his spidey-senses are no match for RFM's quick wit and sense of style. Unless a T-box is involved. It's like kryptonite for the RFM gals!
ReplyDeleteStand back folks, the Baywatch convention is in town. There must be a hundred more sunburned blondes in there. We're gonna need more aloe.
ReplyDeleteQuick! Hand me a T-Box this spring break wanna-be has too much blood in her alcohol system!
ReplyDeleteA few to choose from:
ReplyDelete-Even Spiderman knows to wear sunscreen, Kate, and he's an arachnipod.
-Just a warning Kate, I may pre-maturely web all over you.
-His costume eyes may be facing the camera, but his REAL eyes are headed to your swooning bosom.
-Ever done it on the side of a building?
-A spider in the bedroom will never scare her again.
-It's not the Spides, it's how you use it.
...Having finally rid himself of the perpetually imperiled MJ,
ReplyDeleteSpidey sweeps the bold and fancy KMac off her lavishly shod feet...
I think Kate's Spidey Senses are tingling....
ReplyDeleteSpider man saves tipsy Mom from evil Thanksgiving Turkey!
ReplyDelete"My Spidey senses are trying to tell me to get this blow up doll back to my Spidey cave ASAP"
ReplyDeleteI think Spider man is preparing to give her the "Shocker" two in the pink one in the stink! can i say that on here??? LOL sorry its the first thing i thought of..oopps!
ReplyDeleteps.. i just love his blog..first blog i have ever read!
After one too many T-boxes, Spidey steps in to save the day!
ReplyDeletecome on Kate! Jillian Michaels isnt evil, now get back to your shred!
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting my "shocker " comment..lol we all need a lil shocker some times!! LOL
ReplyDeleteBreaking news!! A plea from Spiderman for RFML to stop with the T-Box tastings! (Or at least send him an invite)
ReplyDeleteIf this is Kate's secret fantasy to get humped by Spiderman, we know she will be at the next comic book convention with an even bigger grin on her face.
ReplyDeleteSpiderman. Another victim of SHOCK and AWE
ReplyDeleteBeing saved by Spider-Man when you faint? Oh, even yesser!
ReplyDeleteVacation, yes. A vacation with a Tbox and Spiderman feeling you up, even yesser.
ReplyDeleteBetter watch out Spidey...I think McLovin might 'know people' who'd make it look like an accident...No one messes with Shock and Awe.
ReplyDeleteWHUCK is a T-box?! (this isnt an entry its a serious question)
ReplyDeleteYou want to do WHAT with a web?…WHERE?...Oh, even yesser!
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for my upside-down kiss
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris who?
ReplyDelete@janelle, check the MDR on the left. a t-box is a box of wine that comes from target. there are many other hilarious and frequently used terms in there :)
ReplyDeleteand my vote goes to emily for the clog comment, if my vote counts for anything :)