Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Funniest F**king Thing I Heard All Day: Santa's Post

When it gets too late, Lydia and I can't talk on the phone anymore because we act like we're seventeen and giggle and annoy our husbands. So, we text.

From last night:

Kate: I'm about to put my fist thru my mutherf**kin' computer. Can you please come over and shoot me in the face?
Lydia: I can't shoot you in the face. I'm too busy frenetically flapping around accomplishing NOTHING. What up B? You writing? I'm working on Santa right now. That sounded porny. I'm working on Santa's post right now. Never mind.

The. End.

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5 comments:

  1. It could totally score you some extra loot though!

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  2. hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha...love it!

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  3. You had better tell me how to get Baja Blast Mountain Dew out of a keyboard. My LCD screen is RUINED I'm sure.

    Thanks.

    No, actually seriously thanks. I've had the worst day ever today and I nearly died when I inhaled my soda from laughing.

    I love you guys.

    (hack cough giggle snort haaaaaAACK~ a hahaha cough cough haha cough...)

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  4. ahaha wow! You two are so funny. lol

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