Thursday, January 12, 2012

Lyric Logic - Kid Style

Last night, my 6 yr old son Hawk & I got in a fight. Apparently, it's perfectly fine to say "boobs" because why else would it be in the song that EVERYONE knows?

"What song?" I asked. He gave me a patronizing stare, sighed and said:"Boobs Like Jaggar." He then walked away, shaking his head.

I love being patronized by a first grader.

So I posted it on Facebook. And the mommies on our FB wall started posting things back like:

- My kids thinks that song is about cows. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's like Jaggar.
- My friend's kid once sang "Shake it like a polar bear picture!"
- My kid heard "Like a G-6" and was sure it said "Like a Cheese Stick". It's better that way.

It occurred to me that in all of the posts we've done about kids and the funny stuff they say and draw, that we've never done a post on the very creative way they interpret song lyrics. If you have an awesome and unintentionally hilarious example of how your kid interprets the words to a popular song, leave us a comment.

We'll compile the best and funniest into a top ten list and award the winner something amazing like, the HONOR of winning. So pretty much nothing. Sorry. We suck. Plus we gave all our money to hookers so we're broke.

xo, Kate & Lydia

(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011

Popular Posts