Then she found this card line that says it for her, so she just gets to write "omg isn't this the best card EVER...and it's soooo true." AND THEN, the awesome girls who get to spend their day writing insulting birthday cards wrote to us and said they'd send us stuff. AND THEN THEY DID! Mommyland, say hello to Christine and Courtney, who are the snitchy geniuses behind Naughty Betty.
Can we just say how awesome their stuff is? Stuff like this:
And now we have this whole box of cards and magnets and notepads and funny f**king stuff to give to you! WOOT!
Like we promised before when we asked you about giveaways, you don't have to Like or click or forward or give us the names of twenty six of your friends or anything. But because Lydia and I love to read comments and giggle, we ask this:
Pick a famous Betty, be it Betty Rubble, Betty Boop, Betty Draper, Betty from Archie comics, Betty Ford, Betty White or any other Betty you can think of...then tell us what that Betty would do that would make her naughty.
Betty White: Goes on TV saying the worst foul mouthed things that have ever been said, then goes viral with appearances on SNL and the Daily Show...oh? really? already did that, huh?
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WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!
And, coming in right at the bell...and somehow knowing that Lydia and Kate are suckers for a naughty limerick, heyteach brings us this adorable little gem:
- There once was Betty Rubble Who wanted her pleasure to double She hopped into bed with Barney and Fred But when Wilma showed up there was trouble!
CONGRATS!!
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011
I hear Betty Crocker used her cooking skills and spatulas in rooms other than the kitchen....
ReplyDeleteApple Brown Betty -- because she is oh-so-stinking-delicious yet causes people(chicks in particular it seems dammit) to gain ungodly amounts of weight just due to the fact that I errr we can't stop eating her lusciousness for dessert! Damn that Betty!!
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker: An actual recipe for the alliterative and oft-imitated "S**t-on-a-Shingle". My dad made something he called this and it was years before I figured out it was skillet casserole and gave it a try. As the BC cookbook (circa 1968) was the only on he owned, I assume the recipe came from Betty...
ReplyDeleteSo... i had to laugh, because the whole premise reminds me of a corny joke- how do you tell when yogurt has gone bad? It starts wearing leather and gets a tatoo. Which leads me to my favorite "Betty," at least by name... Apple Brown Betty. Isn't that the funniest dessert name ever? And you know how Brown Betty gets naughty, right? I'm thinking lots and lots of Rum...
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker...the ultimate dominatrix instructing millions of housewives how to beat and whip it!!!
ReplyDeleteNaughty Betty Rubble would tell Fred to Suck It Fancy.
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker: Likes Mr. Crocker to use a wooden spoon and rolling pin in the bedroom . . . .
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble and Wilma Flinstone are really lesbian lovers. Fred and Barney are absolutely clueless of this fact.
ReplyDeleteBetty Boop...you know she isn't a sex symbol for nothing..LOL..and a cartoon one no less!
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker has come out with a new cookbook filled with cakes, cupcakes, and pies for bachelor and bachelorette parties! There is a special section in the back filled with special cream fillings...which all happen to be white...and salty.... They just finished putting up the special line of baking pans that accompany the book at WalMart. They make you take them home in brown paper bags. ;)
ReplyDeleteBetty Friedan, speaking to a tasty young man:"Hey honey, I got yer feminine mystique right heeere!"
ReplyDeleteHow about Bette Davis who said: “An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.” Naughty Naughty.... :)
ReplyDelete~Lainey
Betty Crocker made her Special Brownies for the school bake sale.
ReplyDeleteBetty White: She wore a see thru dress on public television.
ReplyDelete(I apologize for the crappiness of mine. I can't concentrate. My kids are awake. Nuff said.)
I am pretty sure Betty Ford was a dirty girl. She was after all in the era where every girl wore those sexy seamed stockings and garter belts, and the good ol' Prez always had a perma-grin. Just sayin'. Not to mention she was divorced and a modern dancer so she wasn't some innocent young flower. My kinda gal!
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ReplyDeleteBetty Cooper (Archie comics): made some brownies with laxitives for Veronica right before the big dance!
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble makes Barney's bed rock!
ReplyDeleteI hear the famous pin up model Bettie paige was caught having a threesome with Lindasy Lohan and Betty Rubble! Those Betty's are freekey!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with Betty (Archie Comics): I always thought she had a little something goin' with Jughead on the side ;)
ReplyDeleteBetty Ford... Would probably be inappropriate to make a drunk joke, yes? How 'bout... She flashed her tatas in exchange for getting politicians to vote in favor of the President's policies.
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker whipped up an Apple Brown Betty and fed it to Betty White who got a little confused and called it the best dusty muffin she ever ate.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, here I was thinking I was all clever when I was reading your post. I was all like "I'm going to say 'betty crocker' because she is a dirty snitch who seduces me with her baking wiles and then totally makes me regret it when she immediately adheres herself to my jiggly thighs."
ReplyDeleteAnd then I scroll down to see that I was not the first (or second or third) to say Betty Crocker! Ah well, it's still true so I'm going to stand my ground.
Betty Freidan: Secretly addicted to Real Housewives.
ReplyDeleteBetty White. Saw her on Letterman the other night. He asked her what some of her passtimes were, she said one was drinking vodka. He poured a few glasses of vodka, she kicked back, took a big swig, and spit it out all over. I LOVE Betty White. She's funny, a great commidean and actress.
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Black Betty had a child, the damn thing gone wild.
ReplyDeleteBette Davis - pretty much everything she ever did, but I'll say: singing "I've Written A Letter to Daddy", wearing her little child star costume (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane)...off stage, if ya know what I mean... ;)
ReplyDeleteUmmm... are you drunk?
ReplyDeleteOr am I?
that didn't make a lot of sense to me.
xoxoox
love you, pirate hookers!
Isn't Betty "Boop" bad enough? In Jr High, I heard the boys talking and using the word "boof"(look it up in Urban Dictionary, if nec). And for a loooooooong time, I thought she was Betty Boof. And was totally disgusted. In my defense, look at her shape! Makes sense, right? carlabunny1@hotmail.com
ReplyDeleteBetty from Archie sleeps with Jughead!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Bettie Page, because I can't pass her up! The naughtiest thing Bettie Page would do (that she hasnt't already done) would be to become the face of Rants From Mommyland. A woman with curves, wielding a whip to force all children into domestic submission (and husbands into multiple types of submission), hot as hell, with killer shoes, lingerie, and a touch of crazy - who could possibly be better suited? She would kick any domestic enemies' ass, then blow a kiss with a red lipsticked mouth. Can you get naughtier than representing everyone here? I think not.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Naughty Betty is my Grandma. She may not be recognizable in the Hollywood circles...but her name is Betty and she is using her old age to make herself pretty infamous. I normally don't go around telling people how *bitchy* my sweet little old Grandma has become. I just feel that it's truly in the spirit of these awesome products. Here's why: my Grandma Betty has always been just a little overweight. Since her health has started failing, she's finally wearing a size 0 in Granny Couture. She has found a way to show and tell everyone how thin she is! She may not be able to get around without her walker, but she's working it...and making catty comments as she pushes past everyone. Because that's just how you roll when you get to a "certain age".
ReplyDeleteThat's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers. Betty Davis
ReplyDeleteTennile
There is a reasone the Betty Ford clinic is named after Betty Ford, and its not cause she made a big donation, hint hint!
ReplyDeleteBetty Grable became an American Sex symbol and was the original pinup. Thanks you dirty pirate hooker for creating a stereotype that can never be achieved.
ReplyDeleteshe'll tease you
ReplyDeleteshe'll unleash you,
just to please you
she's got Bette Davis eyes...
Kim Carnes already proved Bette was naughty!
In a particularly interesting episode of Real Housewives of Bedrock, Betty Rubble had enough of Wilma's smug mug...so she reached out and pulled that snitch's weave.
ReplyDeleteBetty Buckley does a remake of Cats and as cats are known to do performs some, well, let's just say "personal hygiene" on stage. The audience has "Memories" for years!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBetty Boop! She *did* live with a dirty old man named Grampy. I'd bet money that Betty likes it rough in the bedroom, c'mon, look at that T&A (she even has handcuffs)!
ReplyDelete(my email is katiegray82@hotmail.com)
Betty Grable..must've been naughty because she made even the bookies cry. :)
ReplyDeleteBetty Davis:
ReplyDeleteResurrect HELSELF (like Jesus, but a lot less holy) and her and Sarah Palin would team up and take over the white house :)
Betty Lou let it slip on Sesame Street that Bert and Ernie were a bit more than best pals.
ReplyDeleteBetty White has said soooo many AWESOME things (she WAS on a show with Maude! need I say more). So no need to write about what she WOULD do, better to just write something she DID say...So here's my Betty White quote:
ReplyDelete“All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.”
Good Point Betty! And can I say, love where that naughty mind wanders ;)
You stole my Betty White!!! Sad panda. Well, hmm..if I can't have Betty White (seriously LOVE her) I'll go with the 'Betty as euphamism for vagina' which I first heard years ago over at bettybeauty.com because what's more naughty than dyeing your pubes? I bet Betty White does!
ReplyDelete"Ugly" Betty Suarez. I'd be willing to bet a few pesos, or even a chimichanga, that she likes to wrap up her main hombre in that tacky Guadalajara poncho and use her orthodontic headgear to do things to him that steam up her glasses.
ReplyDeleteBTW -- I think that "betty" can also be slang for, ahem, the hair down there. . . as shown by the company that sells hair dye, stencils and bling for the nether-region. Thanks to them we can all make our own Bettys as naughty as we like. Of course, I can only imagine that my attempt with a stencil and a an object with which to remove hair so as to bring the stencil to life, so to say, would end up with a trip to the emergency room and a blog-worthy embarrassing story.
Umm... Betty Rubble hosts a sex-toy party... now that's a cartoon we've not yet seen!
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker: I hear she has two sets of utensils in her kitchen, one for baking and one for whipping... ;0)
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't have read all the comments first because now I feel like all mine were taken. Oh well, here goes...again...Betty Crocker coming out with a dessert cookbook filled with sex food to be eaten off the body and cakes shaped like genitals.
ReplyDeleteBetty Boop boop-oop-de-dooped during the Super Bowl halftime show causing the refs to drop their flags, blow their whistles and call "unnecessary roughness."
ReplyDeleteMy Bettie is my Grandma that just passed away!She was a hoot especially in her flirty prime! She was known to argue politics with God, have too many Vodka Martinis and say "Weeeelllll, "
ReplyDeleteThanks guys!
Betty Boop! She is just naughty...Look at the way she dresses and moves!
ReplyDeleteBetty & Wilma may have been hooking up on the side, but it was Barney who always threw Fred in the cold shower. Does that sound weird to anyone else?
ReplyDeleteBette Davis eyes. Bette Midler don't take crap from nobody, and that woman can sing!
Betty White ... dusty muffin ... nuff said!
Betty Crocker earned a nickname as a teenager, and her last name only has one 'R'...
ReplyDeleteMy step sister Beth (known as Betty) was known as the good child until she flashed a state trooper to get out of a ticket...looks who's the good child now rofl.
ReplyDeleteArchie and Betty and Veronica started their own threesome pornography website, which turned out to be more lucrative than whatever it was Veronica's daddy did to get so stinking rich in the first place, so he started buying shares of their stock and then realized what the upstart web business actually was.
ReplyDeleteAnd then they went on Jerry Springer.
Betty Page! The original "Bad Betty". I think she set the bar of badness pretty high for all other Bettys to follow. And if you don't like where that bar is set, she's got a riding crop with your name on it!
ReplyDeleteSo it's after 11:00 and I'm feeling lazy. I google "Betty" to get some help and I found this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bettybeauty.com/
It's "color for the hair down there." So if any of the aforementioned Bettys needed to match the carpet to the curtains, they need BettyBeauty.com
Laverne and Shirley's "Betty, pick up, please." Best Betty ever.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in college, I wrote a whole columm about how I switching my Betties...from Friedan to Crocker.
ReplyDeleteBecause I see so many people have used Betty Crocker ("Just take the R out of my last name, baby.") And someone wrote about Betty Friedan ("I"m this opinionated because I'm ugly."), I choose Betty from "White Christmas." Why? Because she had to work with the living Barbie doll and constantly be considered the "fat and old one." I probably would have created a Chris Brown-esque set redecoration if I'd been her. (She couldn't have been more than a size 10, younger than her anoxeric co-star, and sang her own shit...something F-ing Vera-Ellen can't say she did.)
Black Betty, by Ram Jam (Look up the video on YouTube. Seriously.)
ReplyDeleteWhoa, black betty (bam ba lam!)
Whoa, black betty (bam ba lam!)
Black Betty had a child (bam ba lam!)
The damn thing gone wild (bam ba lam!)
BAM.BA.LAM, people. BAM BA LAM!!!
Betty Lou: She got a new pair of shoes. She tried on a 12, but that wouldn't do. Wait...whuck? A 12!?!? So, Betty Lou is probably short for Robert Louis, right?
ReplyDeleteThe only Betty I can think of is Betty Boop, but I already think she's kinda naughty. Naughty(er) Betty Boop would just let 'em out already (the boobs).
ReplyDeleteHow about Bettie Page?? She was just born naughty. :)~
ReplyDeleteI heard Betty Boop "boop oop a dooped" a little too much and is an Around the Way Girl, if you know what I mean - just ask L.L.:).
ReplyDeleteOkay, so this Betty is not famous in such a way that you would know her, but around here, she is the younger half of "Betty and Barb" who are just plain awesome. Naughty? Maybe when she "pours the liquids" there will be something a little stronger than iced tea in her glass.
ReplyDeleteIn the upcoming season of "Mad Men", Betty Draper meets Timothy Leary, who convinces her to try his revolutionary drug LSD. It isn't long until she decides to "turn on, tune in, drop out." She's later spotted at a rally burning her bra, and the next time Don sees her he barely recognizes her - her once perfectly coiffed hair is long and stringy, and she's even stopped shaving her underarms! Though he feigns disgust, he's secretly aroused by her transformation, and scolds her, saying "Betty, you have been a naughty girl!" She just turns and smiles...
ReplyDeleteBetty Page...the most beautiful girl ever that inspired pin up, tatoo art, and erotica. Hmmm, she was just naughty. There is something about that Betty! :)
ReplyDeleteBetty Hutton took her role as a trapeze artist in The Greatest Show on Earth very seriously and so asked her co-star Charlton Heston to "help" her out with her "stretching"..
ReplyDeleteBetty Grable - The first evar pin up girl...especially the pictures you haven't seen...woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteBetty Flintstone..............Betty can make Fred's BED.ROCK.
ReplyDeleteBetty Ford...man that b*tch was a lot more fun before she opened that clinic.
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble...ever wonder if that necklace doubled her fun in the bedroom with Fred? (or Wilma)
ReplyDeleteBetty Boop has always been a favorite of mine. She can't help it that she's drawn that way! :)
ReplyDeleteBut the Whoa Black Betty song that Amy H mentioned above - that song was in my head while reading the posts.
Naughtiest betty has to be Black Betty - she bam ba lam's on every verse!
I am going to suggest The Betty Book(I actually know someone who owns this literary treat). A compilation(if you will) of the all the classic Betty's and "Betty types" by other names. Martha Stewart, Princess Di. My comment contains little acual hilarity, but the book is a scream!! (I actually typed out its a scream) hahahaha. OH...I might need more coffee. :)
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker. After all, she knows the way to every man's heart is through his stomach.
ReplyDeleteBetty, finally fed up with playing second fiddle to that b*tch Veronica, takes Archie into the back room of the soda shop to prove that blondes really do have more fun.
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble. Did it never make Barney wonder why Bam-Bam looked nothing like him? She had a thing going with half the Lodge...and let's not forget her foray into lesbian love with Wilma!
ReplyDeletejencala28@yahoo.com
Marty@ I like your idea, though mine's a little different.
ReplyDeleteBetty decides to throw her good girl ways to the wind and has a threesome with Jughead and Reggie.
Bette Midler (even if you don't say it "betty" it's close enough. Right?). Naughtiness personified.
ReplyDeleteBeatty Beauty, color for the hair down there! What more can I say. Don't believe me? Google it!
ReplyDeleteSo there is a restaurant in CA called Famous Betty's Hamburgers....gives new meaning to the phrase, "Do you want fries with that shake?" *wink wink* Yeah, it was funnier in my head! :)
ReplyDeleteI hear BETTY GRABER, Member of the National Women's Basketball Hall of Fame, liked to play with balls...
ReplyDeleteBetty finally admitted it was Veronica who made her lick her lips and smile so prettily.
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker invited Uncle Ben over for some frisky fun with the chocolate syrup and marshmallow fluff.
ReplyDeleteBetty Grable loved to get pinned down as much as she was pinned up.
ReplyDeleteI heard Betty Boop got EVEN MORE implants :)
ReplyDeleteBetty Lou Gerson (the narrarator from Cinderella) told the ugly stepsisters that Cinderella was using their discarded items. GASP!
ReplyDeleteMelanie Crowe from Maine
Betty Crocker...running an erotic bakery on the side
ReplyDeleteUgly Betty: the truth behind the name. Really, she's not wearing underwear under the poncho.
ReplyDeleteBetsy Ross sews a new flag with this time telling everyone to do their own damn sewing. (Ok, I know it is not "Betty", but she was who I thought of first)
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble isn't wearing anything under that animal skin.
ReplyDeleteBetty Draper discovers her true calling as a New York call girl. By day she remains a craptastic mother and wife to her second husband (sacandalous enough) but by night she services the businessmen of Manhattan. One night she knocks on her clients door and it's opened my none other than her ex-husband, the always sexy despite being a douche, Don Draper.
ReplyDeleteBetty Windsor (aka Queen Elizabeth 2) - all the naughty things she does behind those palace walls, in that proper english accent:
ReplyDelete"One would like to give one, one" :)
The curvy Betty Boop was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read this. She knew how to shake what her Momma gave her!
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker, dressed as a dominatrix, working her magic in the kitchen with a pan of freshed baked buns in the oven with Black Betty blaring in the background. Betty steps back to savor the martini in one hand and the cigarette in the other.... Fred Rubble saunters out of the bedroom in his boxers, takes a drag off of Betty's cigarette, and asks what's in the oven. Betty replies, "Oh, just a couple of buns. I hope your Betty at home doesn't find out." Fred replies, "She knows and wants to join in next time." The Bettys have all run a muck... (Kris from Iowa)
ReplyDeleteHere in the Philadelphia area we have Betty The Caterer - Betty does kosher catering for a lot of the synagogues. For bar/bat mitzvahs everyone always has petit fours with their child's name on them. Naughty Betty would make them in the shape of a penis (circumcised of course).
ReplyDeleteAn acrostic ode to any naughty Betty:
ReplyDeleteBet
Everyone
Tickles and
Tastes
You!
They didn't call her "Betty Spaghetti" for nothing - she really knows how to work a meatball!
ReplyDeleteBetty would finally quit teasing and make Archie a man before Veronica could.
ReplyDeleteUgly Betty, Betty White, Betty Crocker, and Betty Boop all twisted into one GIANT Betty! With all the Betty's twisted into one, they shared all their super powers! So even though GIANT Betty was ugly, she had GIANT breasts, a foul mouth, and a GIANT spatula!! Just imagine the fun she had!! lol :)
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble. And it sounds like she's already done something naughty. What else could possibly make her laugh like that?
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubblle was already naughty...did you see her floozy dress? You know she was rockin' old Fred's world!
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't seen the SNL sketch with Ashton Kutcher and "Jamie Lee Curtis" doing an Activia commercial this won't make a huge amount of sense. But I would LOVE to see Betty White say "I'm an older woman and I pooped my pants and I'm OK with that". :o)
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble. And apparently she already did something naughty. What else would explain that laugh of hers?
ReplyDeleteThe Betty I'm going to go with is Queen Elizabeth II (everyone knows Betty is short for Elizabeth). Can't you just see her making the Oh My Maude face at Prince Harry in his Adolf costume? Anyway, little known fact: on days she has to appear at Parliament - well, Royal Betty leaves her panties at the palace. Pearls? Sure. Funny hat? Check. Commando? Oh, even yesser! That's right - this regal pirate snitch rocks no panties. Naughty, naughty!
ReplyDelete(This is my first post although I have been addicted to your blog since I discovered it a couple of months ago. I never win anything ever but the Naughty Betty stuff is über-fab so it's worth the Humility of Defeat).
The special ingredient that makes Betty Crocker's mixes so delicious is this:
ReplyDeleteYou know how you're trying to bake and your oven is preheating and your kids are running in and out of the kitchen and the phone rings and you lose track of which ingredients you already sifted and you yell at everyone to SHUT UP SO I CAN BAKE DAMMIT! and you run your hands over your damp, sweaty, frustrated face to colelct yourself...then you stick those hands into the bowl to take your frustrations out on some not-quite-softened-enough butter you need to squeeze into oblivion before remembering you shoulda washed your hands? So now your cake is sprinkled with your whatever sweat and spittle left over from the Mom Tantrum you wiped off your face??
Well that girl did it on purpose and got some suckers to box it up with her name on it. Hellsyeah. Passive aggression, mass-marketed, baby.
Oh, Betty, you naughty minx.
Betty Rubble has to use some "magic" to get Barney his job, because that moron couldn't get it on his own.
ReplyDeleteI did a web search for "Betty" and the first link up was for "Betty Beauty....hair colour for the Hair-down-there". That's my kind of Betty!
ReplyDeleteBetsey aka Betty Ross could sew a damn fine flag...In fact I imagine that would be the ultimate threat to her kids, her hubs, and anyone else that peeved her on any given day.....Keep that up, and I will sew you into a flag and raise you up a pole til you have thought things over. Gave her plenty of time to tap open a t-box and work on her next pattern (and if the weather was pretty, maybe a little tan)
ReplyDeleteBetty Boop being all sexy and then she farts! No one can be sexy all the time.
ReplyDeleteBettie Cooper from Archie comics. After seeing Veronica steal Archie's affections yet again,good girl Betty Cooper finally loses her schmidt on her snitch of a best friend Veronica. Bystanders commented that Betty, while in The Rage, could be seen wielding an imaginary hatchet and screaming at Veronica to Suck It Fancy! Rather naughty behaviour for Riverdale's notorious Good Girl!
ReplyDeleteWell I screwed up my first attempt at this so take 2:
ReplyDeleteTink, Missy and Crash on Phineas and Ferb are otherwise known as "The Bettys" the all girl group that are kind of mean to Candace and Stacy. I think they kind of have a group discount thing going on the side if you "know" what I mean.
Think carefully about the lyrics to the song.
"You gotta bang your betty bongos"
and get your betty bass guitar
and with your betty back beat
you'll go betty betty far"
And then the corus?!
"Get ready for the Bettys, ready for the Bettys
It's the best thing you can do!
Get ready for the Bettys 'cause the Bettys are ready for you!"
They are just taunting you really...
(yes it takes a bored sick mind to do that to both mine and my kids favorite cartoon)
Nurse Betty will give it to you in the rear.
ReplyDelete(Yup, I just said that.)
I would say, Betty Boop...Hard to believe they had such a tramp back in the 30's.....
ReplyDeleteDon't forget naughty Nurse Betty, who loves to play doctor with her patients.
ReplyDeleteI like Betty - for the hair down there. Enough said. http://www.bettybeauty.com/
ReplyDeleteBetty White is naughty in that she bats her eyes while saying sweet things all the while secretly thinking of new ways to be oh so naughty to you.
ReplyDeleteBetty Ford. The lady had an entire celebrity vacation spot, I mean alcohol and drug rehab center, named after her for crying out loud!
ReplyDeleteBetty Rubble was the pre-historic pin up girl. She rocked that baby blue mini dress and a necklace with a huge rock on it :) And it doesnt seem her husband had he cash to dish out for thouse things. She even worked as a cigarett girl and catty newspaper reporter along side a super hero. Then she named her son Bamm-Bamm ( thats what she said ) I think Betty Rubble was dino-mite ( couldnt help it .. LOL)
ReplyDeleteI was going to say Betty Ross using the first sewn American flag as lingerie and then giggling to herself as they flew it the next day, then I remembered it was BETSY Ross...
ReplyDeleteSo Betty White going to church and asking to confess to the preacher all the naughty things she wanted to do to him
Betty Boop: ride a motorcycle in a mini skirt
ReplyDeleteBettie Cooper gets tired of all the games with Archie and decides Veronica can have the stupid man. Then she uses all of her naughty feminine wiles and marries Veronica's father. She then steals- uses- all of Veronica's inheritance at the XXX bookstore around the corner from the comic book store. Suck that Veronica
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that all I can think about is Brown Betty as in the apple-y delicious desert??Seriously, I am *so* 4 weeks postpardum... I think I'm having an affair with food.... Think about it Apple Brown Betty with tons of butter... oh my thighs! I mean my stars... lol~
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker cooking in the bedroom with a little chocolate here and a little (herbal infused) oil there...
ReplyDeleteThere once was Betty Rubble
ReplyDeleteWho wanted her pleasure to double
She hopped into bed
with Barney and Fred
But when Wilma showed up there was trouble!
Shred Betty. The California girl who surfs and snowboards in the same day by driving her convertible bitch basket from the beach to the mountains in less than three hours.
ReplyDeleteHer nights? Well...shred Freddy needs a Betty for a naughty toddy by the fire.
This Betty is a *professional* cuz her hair and her tan are always perfect.
Congrats to heyteach!
ReplyDeleteI admit I was alll excited because I thought Apple Brown Betty had won according to what I read on Facebook :(
Now I am off to check out more of the NaughtyBetty stuff!
Any way you can turn the "I have no intention of doing it all" into a t-shirt? lovelovelove that!!!
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