We've got news. We're sort of "professional" now. WE KNOW. It came as a shock to us, too. Here's how it happened. A couple of weeks ago we got an email in our SPAM folder telling us that Nickelodeon wanted us to write stuff for them. I swear to Maude I almost deleted it thinking it was a joke. But it wasn't. They were serious. They may have been on cold medication but whatevs. We got the gig.
We are so happy and excited to say that we now blog for Nickelodeon's ParentsConnect website!
Here's our first post! It's Lydia getting into a fight with her carseat.

Today Mini said: "MOMMA! Poop in my hands!" and then I gagged. And then after I cleaned it, I finished my sandwich. Wait. That was gross, wasn't it? The end.
So even though you won't be getting something new from us here on that one day a week - you'll actually be getting something new from us in at least 2 other places. So it's actually pretty awesome. It's like a two-fer. Or even a three-some. I did it again. I made it porny. What's wrong with me?

And your third post for the day is all about keeping you up to date on current events. Listen, we all have kid shows on all day every day. Which means we aren't watching things like CNBC or The Very Serious News Station or TMZ or anything else. And, people, there are things happening in the world. So, we proudly offer Stuff That Happens in the World When We're Watching Nickelodeon. It'll be a weekly news wrap up for all of us who are far too busy to actually watch the real news. And who are invariably snoring loudly when John Stewart comes on. Oh, just me? Yeah.
In any case, we're pretty happy about the whole Nickelodeon thing. We figure we have about three days before they pull the plug on it. If we're lucky...
xo, Kate & Lydia
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