Top Ten Responses to the Question: What's Rule #1?
10. Don't tell Daddy.
9. Be quiet! Da baby's sleepin'!
8. Something about safety first? [Answered in the form of a question, as if we were playing Jeopardy.]
7. When Mommy's on the phone, stop screaming.
6. You hafta wash your hands after you pee, even if you didn't wipe.
5. DON'T SHARE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH WITH THE DOG!! [Said emphatically and victoriously, like he totally knew it was absolutely the right answer.]
4. Don't annoy mommy?
3. Take off your shoes before -- after -- don't wear shoes in the hou-- take them to our room-- ever. Something.
2. Don't say Jesus unless you're in church.
1.Only run across the street if you're holding hands first. Right?
...Or it could be something about goats. Yeah...that's Rule Number 1. The Goat Rule.
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