Thursday, March 17, 2011

You Know What You Need?

 First of all, Kate and I would like wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day and say "Top 'o' the morning to you" as we consider spiking our coffee with Bailey's Irish Cream.  What was that, Kate?  Right, you are not drinking because of Lent.  Isn't today supposed to be a day off?  In any case, we decided against Bailey's as our maternal duties will limit us to only post-Oprah imbibing even on this most special of holidays. Moving on...

We'd like to warn you that today's post is especially immature and stupid..

Last week I was at the grocery store and I saw something so special and awesome that I think I blacked out for a moment. I loved it so much that I took a picture of it. And then I sent it to Kate in an email. The subject line said: You know what you need? And then there was just a picture... 

And that picture said it all.

And the picture has now become part of the litany of obnoxious and inappropriate things what we say, like punjana or whuck.  And we say it (and variations of it) to each other constantly. Because we are obviously 12 year old dudes and completely idiotic.

So now every time I feel like putting Kate in her place a little bit, I ask her: "You know what you need?  A nice warm, nourishing bowl of COCK SOUP."

And look, it's even spicy.  It's spicy cock soup.  And I think that's good because I  really wouldn't want my cock soup to be bland. 

And of course it's a total rip off of Happy Gilmore, a movie made for idiotic 12 year old dudes which is of course why we love it:

We apologize in advance for being so stupid.  But we really can't help it.

xo, Lydia & Kate

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