|This one time Kate & Lydia did this awesome tap dance|
and they totally don't even understand that they only did it
BECAUSE I TOLD THEM TO. I'm in their brains, man.
Also, Kate is recommending her favorite cheap wine - which happens to be the Sofia Blanc de Blanc champagne in a pretty pink can that even comes with its own straw. So someone double dog dared me to say that "Kate likes it in the can" on live TV. Given that I've already said "mom-perv", "strap-on" and "pirate hooker" on that show - it's a real possibility.
UPDATE: Lydia here. I totally choked. I had the perfect chance to say it and I didn't. And I just sat there looking like Jabba the Hut in a blue cardigan with my horrible dye job that I gave myself because I'm GLAME and did nothing awesome. Except I did wear Pajama Jeans but you could hardly see them. For shame, Lydia. For shame.
But Kate dressed like a total hooker and said she thought Barefoot Moscato should come a pregnancy test because its so yummy that you drink the whole thing and then bow chicka wow WOW. So she's awesome.
And Marile from Moms Who Need Wine was with us and she was like a ninja or something - totally professional and wasn't nervous or anything at all. Also awesome.
Lydia? Not awesome with weird hair.
K & L