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With the free t-shirt! It's totally a booby shirt, not a crewneck. |
Now I am an Evangelist for PajamaJeans. I have gone from being in favor of them to being like OH HELLS YEAH, go get you some.
Several of you have asked about the free-with-purchase gray crewneck t-shirt. Crewneck, my sweet Aunt Fanny. It's a soft and stretchy cleavage scoop-neck and It. Is. Awesome.
Per the request of some curious people on Facebook, here are some pictures of me in my fine new garments (also with no make-up or anything so please be kind in the comments section). I am wearing the free t-shirt and high heels.
Why? Why is Lydia, longtime worshipper at Our Lady of the Perpetually Comfortable Footwear, wearing such blasphemously high and pointy shoes? For three* very important reasons:
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Seriously, considering how big it is my ass doesn't look half bad in these things. WOOT! |
1) Because they said to in the commercial.
3) Because it may be the thing that causes Kate's head to explode. Or at least give her an eye twitch. And the idea of her in a fashion-related frenzy of annoyance is highly amusing to me.
4) We're scheduled to back on Let's Talk Live next Thursday and I wanted to see how it looked so I could plan my outfit. Because you know I'm wearing these things on TV next week for realzies because Kate will have a seizure being seen in public with me and the hosts of the show will be like "there is NO WAY you actually just did that."
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I included this photo so you could enjoy the detailed contrast stitching on the hem. Oh even yesser. |
[*Editor's Note: That's four reasons, you stupid hooker. I thought about just correcting it from "three" to "four", but then I decided that I wanted to make you look stupid and bad at math. Also, because you made me proof a post about those "pants" and that you're wearing heels and I think I'm gonna slap you with a sandwich. Just as soon as the twitching stops. -Kate]
I love you, Pajama Jeans. And thank you so much Ellen. [Editor's Note: Yeah. Thanks, Ellen. Thank you so much. Super. -Kate] I love them.
xo, Lydia
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