Thursday, April 7, 2011

We Can't Come to the Blog Right Now...


Last week, we told you about how we *may* have turned our blog into Thanksgiving Dinner and loaded up our plate with way too much stuff. And now we're sitting at the table with kind of a stomachache and wishing we were in stretchy pants.

But for you guys, it means not one, not two, but THREE awesome offerings from our whack brains.

Over at Maternal Ammunition, Lydia put on her interviewer hat, and set out to talk to some really important, influential and wildly successful people in the blogging world. They were busy. In that they didn't want to talk to us. So we interviewed our favorite bloggers about why we aren't really important, influential and wildly successful...and how we'd really like to wake up next to Bob Newhart.

Kate put on her news-y hat to bring you Stuff That Happens in the World When We're Watching Nickelodeon. Lydia discovered that the Cap'n was very impressed when she knew about Colonel Giant Ball of Crazy, but may have pointed out that his name is something like Colonel More and More Get Off Me. But we think that sounded just wrong. How can you get *more* off?
Finally, over at Nickelodeon, Lydia has created the very handy checklist of things that shouldn't happen while you're sitting on the pot. In most houses, going to the loo is a job in of itself...but at Lydia's house, those three minutes of confined ummm, sitting just foster all kinds of notions of extracurricular co-potty'ing activities. And, true to form, the LTSs have tried them all. Lydia is still twitching. And Lysoling. And bleach...

Finally, coming up tomorrow, right here on the Mother Ship: A Full-On, Most Whack, Super Duper Top Ten List...if you can correctly guess the topic of the Top Ten based on this one answer, Kate will send you her much-hated copy of Sex & the City 2...yes, it *was* that bad.  Here's your clue:

"Daddy's breath in the morning. Whoa."

Let the guessing begin...

xoxo Kate and Lydia

(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011

18 comments:

  1. Hmmmm... Things that make the LTSs/IHPs go "whuck"?

    And cackling that my word verification thingie is 'disme'.

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  2. Top ten most foul family odors. If it's that, I hope the list includes the baby poop produced after giving them scrambled eggs for the first time. Oh. Dear. God.

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  3. Top Ten List of Things That Gross Us Out!!!

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  4. top ten obvious observations your kids "discover."

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  5. Top 10 things you find when you wake up.

    Can't WAIT to see!!! :O)

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  6. Top Ten Reasons to Knock First Before Entering Mommy and Daddy's Room in the Morning?

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  7. "How can you get *more* off?" Amazingly, you guys even managed to make this short post sound porn-y. I bow down to you.

    Oh, and here's my guess: Top 10 Things That Actually Make the Kids Get to School *Faster*.

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  8. Top Ten Real World Diet Aids (aka - "the ANTI-Hollywood Diet")

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  9. Top Ten List of Things that Trigger My Gag Reflex

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  10. Top Ten worst ways to wake up!

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  11. Top 10 things that you shouldn't say in Church

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  12. Top 10 Reasons We Should Go to the Gym First Thing in the Morning... but Let's Face It, We Don't.

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  13. Top Ten things that make you jump out of bed FAST!

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  14. I agree with Snarky Mom...Top 10 Captain Obvious observations from the IHP's

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  15. Top Ten Things my Kids Hate

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  16. Top 10 Eye-Slammy Household Smells

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  17. Top ten things that made you wish you forgot your breath right strip and just suffered through a stuffy nose!

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