Friday, May 20, 2011

Kids' Arts and Crafts FAILS Part 2

This picture is Lydia's favorite. It is called "Bring it, Dinosaur."




This is a picture of me drawn by my (then) 6 year old, after I got angry and sent her upstairs on a time out. Contrary to what the picture will have you believe, I am NOT flipping my daughter off. According to her, I am pointing upstairs and yelling at her to go on a time out. But that IS steam coming out of the top of my head. I LOVE this picture.

 



My daughter created this family portrait for an art project at school. I think it is TERRIFYING. I'm in the upper right.... In real life I don't have a bald spot.




"What is David drawing?" What, indeed, is David drawing?



 My first grader needs a little help with spelling....

[Editor's Note: Oh my Maude...I died with this one. Read the end: "...if I met a hores, I would ride it." Dead. -Kate]

More in a bit...

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25 comments:

  1. snorted so loud I startled the dogs....sigh:)

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  2. again, i just died.

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  3. I honestly can't decide which one I love most. The hores? The mom giving the finger? David's flaccid penis? Ah, it's all just TOO good.

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  4. I took the kids out for rides on 4 wheelers one weekend. That next week at school they had to illustrate what they did for fun so my 8 year old drew a picture of me with the notation "I hate meth with my mom out in the woods."
    He meant moth. When I was driving the 4 wheeler I kept talking and getting MOTHS in my mouth. I'm glad to have had a chance to explain that to the school counselor...

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  5. http://katsyfga.wordpress.com/?attachment_id=1026

    My husband saw Keith, my then 4-y/o son, walking or running with fork in hand, and he told him not to do that. Of course, Keith asked why, so my husband told him that he could fall and the fork could go into his head and he would bleed. So, today, Keith draws this funny but somewhat disturbing picture of a smiling boy with a fork in his head, and, yes, that red circle is blood.

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  6. I LOVE the dinosaur pic! And the little girl who drew the "angry mom" picture drew those angry eyebrows perfectly! Awesome!

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  7. can't.breathe.laughing.too.freaking.hard...
    LOVE!

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  8. keep them coming!!! this is fantasic.

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  9. My, the hores are well endowed, aren't they!?!

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  10. Can't see. Too many tears...

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  11. Honestly, I'm not sure I can take any more of this today. People in my bldg at work have already done the "slow-walk-by-trying-to-figure-out-why-I'm-hysterically-laughing-and-crying-but-don't-want-to-get-involved" thing. The hores one did it.

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  12. I. DIED.

    (Since you posted the hilarious pictures (mainly the 'hores') that killed me, could you write me a witty, yet poignant eulogy?)

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  13. I love hores! Oh that is LOVELY! I needed that laugh.

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  14. All I can think about is that scene in Superbad where Seth explains why Becca doesn't like him. Please tell me someone knows what I am talking about!

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  15. I totes just sputtered peach flavored crystal light all over the computer screen. And I'm at work...awesome.

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  16. ouch! ouch! laughing too hard... my side hurts! And I tore a muscle in my side last night after two straight weeks of coughing. Should have known better than to open this link... Totally worth the pain though. Hores... awesomesauce!

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  17. I just DIED.

    Oh, those hores....they get me every time.

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  18. Each one made me laugh harder then the one previous!

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  19. OMG... I'm laughing hysterically over the angry mom one. Then my 6 year old comes over and sees the family portrait one and says, "Mommy, those people look insane." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  20. OMG! LOL The hores! I can't even pick a favorite!!

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  21. Too funny.... :)
    Even funnier the fact that what "David" is drawing is a doodle, which is the name we call our 4 year old's penis :) LMAO

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  22. are you going to do another? I have some doozies for you!

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  23. i have tears (of laughter) streaming down my face. Love this!

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  24. I have had the worst week ever and this just made me laugh til I cried. Thanks so much. I really needed this.

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  25. Dang it, ladies! Soda.. EVERYWHERE. I just. DIED in a horrible Coka-Cola death, plus, my nose hurts!

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