That sneaky snitch has left town again. For "work" even though it seems like her job might be as a spy or something because she sees things the rest of the world is pretty sure doesn't exist. Remember the exam table with the spikes? Oh? You were trying to forget that? Oops.
As always, she finds postcards that are both awesome and incredibly offensive. Try not to take any of it personally. For two reasons: One, the only person she's really trying to offend is me. Two, I have to imagine she's making most of this stuff up anyway...
Here's what I got yesterday.
Subject Line: You're house shopping, right??
E-mail message: Good news! They *do* sell houses. They're just really, really small.
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Saturday, May 14, 2011
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OMG!!! You are vacationing where I live!!! Too cool. I hope you love it. All but the fire in Hyde county, anyway. That pretty much stinks!
ReplyDeleteYes, I also recognized this right away! Climb some lighthouses...or at least get funny squashing-them-in-the-distance pictures.
ReplyDeleteOk...the list of "romantic places to live" includes: Hatteras Village (Hat Her Ass? Is that the original Ass Hat?), Duck, Kill Devil Hills, Nags Head, Ocracoke (Oprah Coke), and Dare County.
ReplyDeleteIs this the RFML mecca for inappropriate place names or what?
AND...Kate found midget realtors?? Gee. What a surprise.
Kate! Come see me at the Full Moon Cafe in Manteo! I will TOTALLY buy you a glass of yummy yummy wine :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, Midgett Realty! We visit the Outer Banks a lot; my DH and I were actually featured in a picture in the Midgett Realty catalog!
ReplyDeleteHi Lydia,
ReplyDeleteMy name is Jane and I'm with Dwellable.
I was looking for blogs about Hatteras Village to share on our site and I came across your post...If you're open to it, shoot me an email at jane(at)dwellable(dot)com.
Hope to hear from you!
Jane