That sneaky snitch has left town again. For "work" even though it seems like her job might be as a spy or something because she sees things the rest of the world is pretty sure doesn't exist. Remember the exam table with the spikes? Oh? You were trying to forget that? Oops.
As always, she finds postcards that are both awesome and incredibly offensive. Try not to take any of it personally. For two reasons: One, the only person she's really trying to offend is me. Two, I have to imagine she's making most of this stuff up anyway...
Here's what I got yesterday.
Subject Line: You're house shopping, right??
E-mail message: Good news! They *do* sell houses. They're just really, really small.
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