Oh even yesser. His favorite part of the year was the Winter Celebration. Where he decorated
xo, Lydia
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Funniest F*cking Thing I Heard All Day: Kindergarten Writing Celebration
Today at my 6 year old son's class writing celebration, I finally got a chance to take a look at the much anticipated Kindergarten class book. This book that is intended to be a keepsake for all eternity for each class member and their family. I eagerly turned to the page he had contributed and found this:
Oh even yesser. His favorite part of the year was the Winter Celebration. Where he decoratedcookies cocks and made presents of them for me and his dad. And we loved it.
xo, Lydia
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011
Oh even yesser. His favorite part of the year was the Winter Celebration. Where he decorated
xo, Lydia
(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011
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Decorated cocks are delicious! :)
ReplyDeleteLMGDMFAO. I am dieing here. Such a talented child! :P -wink-
ReplyDeleteI love it!
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome. I can't wait for school.
ReplyDeletebahahahaha!! Ohhhhh even yesser!
ReplyDeleteLOVE.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO. My brother's youngest son wrote a letter to santa that said "To Santa, From (niece and nephew) Milk and Cocks..."
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, too hilarious!
ReplyDeleteROFL.. my son gave me a card for mother's day one year that said my favorite thing to drink was cock.
ReplyDeleteI still have that on my bulletin board - he is now 21.
Epicsauce.
ReplyDeleteOMG thats hilarious!! WHY didn't the teacher or editor or someone catch that?! My son has motor issues, so his keepsake book entry was done how he likes to do all his classwork (until we caught on): by having a classmate girl do it for him. He is gonna have to marry this girl for everything she does for him! Oh well, maybe he will learn to cook...
ReplyDeleteThat is *hilarious*!!! My niece did a similar project in school only she had to write a Q & A about the person she admired most and she picked her mom. My sister works for a man named Richard. Here is an excerpt from my niece's Q&A paper: Q. What does your mom do? A. My mom works hard for dick. ROFL! Leave it to children. hehe
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!LMAO!!!!That's some funny schmidt right there!
ReplyDeleteThis is bribery and extortion material for when he comes home 15 years from now with a chick that you don't like!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! How many shades of red did you turn after seeing that? Great! ;)
ReplyDeleteToo Funny. We found a tupperware container with a big pink post-it stuck to the top. It read: "FROGS were in here!!!!! Wash thuroughly!"
ReplyDeleteOMG! I just died! This is HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the proofreading, teacher.
Lydia here! I heart my son's teacher so much that I am considering bribing her to delay having her own kids until after Mini has been in her class. So maybe she didn't catch the cock - I love, love, love it and don't care a whit. That's the magic of kindergarten!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you guys loved her thoughtful gift!! LMAO!
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