Now I love my kids more than butter or bacon or wine on the weekends. I adore them. I work my (inexplicably larger every year) ass off to try and not ruin them through my total ineptitude as a mother. But parenting? It's really hard. And it's getting more complicated the older they get. So the dog? That's easy. That's simple.
Ten Reasons Why My Dog is (MUCH) Easier Than My Kids
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5. When you give a dog his dinner, he doesn’t sigh and ask for McDonald’s.
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