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I had a very rare date night with my husband last night & after dinner we couldn't find anything better to do than going to target. Just before leaving the premises I had to ninja pee. After walking into the stall & preparing to hang my hobo bag on the door, I was challenged! So I pulled out my little red sharpie & all I could do was turn this drunk angry octopus into a ginger! [Editor's Note: Ummm, love it. We'll call it the Prince Harry Hooker...wait. What? - Kate]
My hooker wasn't drunk yet, but it was early and by the looks of that dress she has on, chances are good.
Awesomeness...an angry, fighting PIRATE hooker octopus. Epic.
Best.mission.in.the.history.of.ever. Had women knocking on the door all like "Whuck is she DOING in there!?"
Haha I've never been a fan of vandalism.....never had the guts to do it. But I am having a blast with this. Got the mission just before daughter#2 and I left for our pre 2nd grade mother kid trip. So I packed my sharpie and camera phone and hit the road. Haven't found any octopi yet, just these weird rhino-elephant things with a crazy soul patch. Daughter keeps asking what is taking so long and the other grown ups look at me all crazy like wondering what I could possibly be taking pictures of in a bathroom stall.
I call this one the monocled aristocratic octopus...
I apologize for the poor picture quality today...I had a jackhole knocking on the door and my child was at sticking his hand in the toilet. [Editor's Note: The toilet hand is totally worth this. It's Lady Gaga Hooker. - Kate]
Bring it, human.
Here’s my rendition of a drunk rhino hooker. The little bubbles are supposed to be the “drunk burp” bubbles like on Tom and Jerry (which I SO let my 3 and 6 year old watch, cause it’s cool and way less annoying than Yo Gabba Gabba.) This rhino was captured in the ladies room of a Jim Beam production plant, where we make flavored vodkas (as seen in the photo that the little drunk rhino drank).
I found this one in a bar in Philadelphia, with commentary already included. I didn't have my sharpie with me or I would have added eyebrows. [Editor's Note: Yeah, the eyebrows would have helped. Fo' shizzle. - Kate]
Coming to you all the way from Edmonton Alberta Canada, in a Wendy's. And yes I used my lipgloss to make her so lovely bc I didn't have a sharpie and my ball point wouldn't cut it. My kids were very curious about the whole process.
Taken at the bathroom at the local park. This could be an angry Pinocchio octopus. Orrrr...it could be something really really porny, you awesome ladies can be the judge. [We vote porny. Of course. K&L]
So I've been a slacker on taking pictures of hookers in bathrooms. ;) [Editor's Note: That's probably the funniest sentence in the history of ever. -Kate] But I have one that stopped me mid-stream today. Good thing I was already in the position because I laughed till I peed, again. This is the only caption I could come up with, cause both my kids were with me and the oldest knows how to read. But feel free to let your imaginations run wild.
He's no Octopus. But there's a new Sheriff Hooker in town.
Silver Hooker at Starbucks...[Editor's Note: YES! Because if you can't have a Gold Hooker, definitely, definitely go with the Silver. Hi Ho Hi Ho...get it? - Kate]
Elephant hookers, pre and post RFML'ing...
This happy one is actually hanging out in someone's HOUSE. That's right! And that is why he is happy. No random stranger's crap hanging on him. Just family crap. Yeah....
I didn’t have a sharpie with me while at Meijer grocery store here in Indy so I grabbed my pen and attempted SOMEthing. I think I was going for the made eyebrow and angry mouth. But it looks similar to a devil cat. Devil. Cat. [Editor's Note: I'm sending you Sharpies...you keep sending me Devil Cats. Even yesser. - Kate]
Slightly Disgruntled Skipper, dog of Angry Drunk Fighting Octopus
I was inspired while doing my business in the local Panera bathroom. I saw the octopus hooker and it was just calling to be a pirate.
And, finally, the one that made Lydia a SpyMaster forever...
Tracey: This mission had to be the most silly and amazingly fun thing I've ever done. Although, hi, I'm braindead...how are you? I forgot to write RFML on the damn door so I had to go back in the bathroom. I'deven already left the stupid store! Sheesh!
Lydia: I have never seen anything so majestical and perfect. I am weeping with my love for it and you. We have never met and yet I feel certain that we could all be best friends. Because of the monocle. Because you went there with the f**king monocle.
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