Monday, October 3, 2011

Funniest F**king Thing I Heard All Day: BIG!

Happy and I were waiting at the Kiss 'n' Ride line at school this morning. K 'n' R makes him slightly nervous because he feels the need to have a conversation with whichever teacher comes to retrieve him, and he needs to come up with a topic.

I suggested a couple of options -- the beach, Spider-man, possible snow -- none of which proved to be acceptable small talk in his mind.

Principal came to get him, and just as she was opening the door, this happened:

Principal: Hey kiddo! How are you today?
Happy: Good. [jumps out of car, then juts his little hips at her] I got a BIG THING! [walks inside]
Principal: You're gonna make your mama proud.

The. End.

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  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I think I just made a little tinkle in my pants.

  2. I love that Principal!

  3. I die. My guy is very proud of himself as well and I immediately love any adult who can crack a dirty joke in the presence of a child without them getting it. Best principal ever.

  4. That really *is* the FFTIHAD!

  5. O. M. G. I just spit soda ALL OVER the living room!! You needed a warning on this one!!! Too funny!!

  6. OMG, that is totally going to be my son in about 4 years! LMAO!! Hysterical!!

  7. Oh, that reminds me of Kristie Alley's thank you to Parker Stevenson, remember?

  8. My daughter is high functioning autistic and takes a toy to school. She's in second grade. She's been taking a rubber Ducky lately. Being funny she tries to sneak her Ducky hiding it in obvious places on herself. She does this to joke around with her teacher and aides. Last place she hid it was in her skirt. So she's walking around with this rubber Ducky in the front of her skirt and an aide asks her, "is that a duck in your skirt or are you just happy to see me?" lol!

  9. Wait, I don't get it...why does the teacher or principal have to bring the kids into the school? I used to be a teacher and never had to do this. Or am I missing something?

  10. What ever happened to the coat hooks creatures post? Did I risk arrest for naught? :-)

    Happy Moving Lydia.

  11. This kind of thing makes me so happy that our fourth is a boy. I could never anticipate this much fun with my girls.

  12. Yes because THAT is what he really meant to say. LOL! It is a good thing she has a sense of humor!




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