Lydia was just sitting in her house, writing a post and minding her own business, when the telephone rang. Lydia is pretty sure it was Kate, because all there was on the other end of the phone was snorting and something about the airport being porny. And then Kate's latest postcard arrived...
To: Lydia
E-mail Subject: I'm dead
Message: LOOK! It's a perfect place to charge my Precious. [Editor's Note: That's what she calls her iPhone. - Lydia]
Or, on second thought...my travel blow up doll. Gross.
PS. Look at the *face* thingy...ewwwww. Do you think her jaw hurts?
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