Thursday, October 20, 2011

Whuck of the Day: I'm Not *That* Thirsty

I don't think that's anatomically correct...
Just to set the scene: Lydia was frantically shuttling between her old house and her new house, trying to get everything moved before the LTSs returned from school. Kate was frantically shuttling through the airport in Atlanta, trying to make a flight.

Kate opened up the Belle email. Lydia opened up the Buzz email. We imagine that we both said WHUCK at the very same time, and then immediately texted each other.

Lydia: Uhhh...
Kate: I KNOW! Are Disney people on crack?
Lydia: I KNOW! I don't want to see any kid -- ewww -- sucking on this.
Kate: I KNOW! And, it's like, what is wrong. It's a girl.
Lydia. I KNO--what? He's not a girl.
Kate: And what's up with the covering up the boobs? Like, she's being coy?
Lydia: Seriously? What the f**k are you talking about?
Kate: The sippy cup!
Lydia: OK. Good. Buzz?
Kate: Gross. Are you making vibrator jokes again?
Lydia: NO! Boobs?
Kate: GAH! She. Has. Boobs. And a straw penis. It's just wrong.
Lydia: I'm dying.
Kate: What?
Lydia: Buzz has boobs?
Kate: What?
Kate: Why do you keep writing Buzz?
Kate: Lydia?
Lydia: DEAD.
Lydia: Buzz LIGHTYEAR has a Woody. Haha.
Kate: Now I'm dead.
Kate: And Belle has a Woody too...NOW I'M DEAD.  


(c)Herding Turtles, Inc. 2009 - 2011

39 comments:

  1. YES!! I had seen the Belle one and was HORRIFIED. WHUCK, indeed?! I had not seen Buzz. Frankly, I wish I still hadn't. Ew.

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  2. Oh, Belle.

    "There must be something there that wasn't there before."

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  3. Wow. The placement is... unfortunate! :)

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  4. Oh My Word ........ No, NO WORDS .....

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  5. omg...the crossed arms and expression on Buzz's face are priceless...

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  6. It really is a whole new world...

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  7. Is it me, or does Buzz look immensely proud of himself? He knows he's hung, whereas Belle is ashamed of her hermaphroditic condition. She should have her hands over her face instead.

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  8. hahahahaha too funny! Maybe they're trying to be "P.C" for modern times?????

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  9. Thank you. I really needed a laugh today.

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  10. A new level of "Wrongedy Wrong"!!

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  11. Wow. What the heck are they thinking?

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  12. Belle: Wow, you really are a beast.
    Buzz: To ecstasy and beyond!

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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  13. Tell me this is a photoshop joke. Please!

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  14. Well, I suppose it could be worse- they could have placed the straws in their mouths....

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  15. How could the Disney people have approved this? This must be a joke by someone and it got through as the real thing...I hope...although Buzz's expression/arms crossed is pretty funny....but NOT for a kid's cup!!!

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  16. (In my announcer voice) Now you too can take Buzz Lightyear "to infinity and beyond"!! --lol, sorry...I'm not right

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  17. BAAHHHAAA, All of your comments above are what make this post even better! Thanks for the morning laugh!

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  18. The name of this product is even funnier...the "Buzz Lightyear Funtime Tumbler"....

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  19. EPIC EPIC FAIL!!!! that is so hilarious. especially buzz. HILARIOUS.

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  20. :::sigh::: sadly....we own the Belle cup. My daughter wanted it SO bad. I made her buy it with her own money as I was not going to be paying for THAT. It's just wrong.

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  21. And doesn't Buzz look as if he's saying, "Suck it, Fancy!"

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  22. Wonder what they would've done had it been in the back instead...LOL!
    Whoever designed this is going to turn this soon-to-be-discontinued product into a collector's item- much like the original cover of the Little Mermaid (which I have btw, and it's true! There is a phallic part in the design of the palace!)

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  23. I really don't think there's anyway that actual figures with straws sticking out of them could have gone right. But this is hilarious.

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  24. haha, I totally saw these at target! Brilliant to take a picture! I love the quotes :) Should have a caption contest!

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  25. Judging by the look on his face, I guess Buzz won the pissing contest!

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  26. that is hideously wrong. there are no other words.

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  27. Disney is FULL of cup-fails. there's another one with winnie the pooh alone where the straw is VERY poorly placed. I'll see if I can find it on google. For now though, enjoy a Tigger fail cup. :)

    http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-things-that-are-doing-it-oh-tigger.jpg

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  28. Wow...just wow. Boy does Buzz look cocky, I mean...no that's totally the right word. And that tigger one by a pp, talk about an epic fail!

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  29. "*That's* the Beast?!"
    It was then, sadly, she found out that Beauty was a Transvestite...

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  30. I saw these on clearance at Target, and also snapped a picture for FB enjoyment. I was giggling and telling my 4yo (toy story OBSESSED) son that no, that cup was not on our shopping list. Egads!

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  31. We saw these in the store the other day, and had heard about them online already. They are now made so that they CAN NOT face the straw, so it comes out of their sides instead. Still way creepy, but not as gross creepy

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  32. Sadly we have the Buzz cup and honestly, as twisted as my mind often is, I hadn't even noticed o.O I just really hadn't looked at it much. Now I'll have to show the hubby and have a good laugh over it! Some of these comments are HILARIOUS! hehe

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  33. We have not one but TWO. You can turn the body around so that the straw points out of the butt. My girls will ask to drink "water out of Belle's Butt". I know, therapy will be costing them so much as adults...

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  34. Wow, there are no words. This is so wrong, yet so awesome, all at the same time.

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  35. Peewee Herman actually showed the Bella one on Jimmy Kimmel Halloween night. It was hilarious. I thought of RfML immediately. Good to know that you all and Peewee are thinking on the same level, isn't it? ;)

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  36. why is it all Disney ever wants to is teach our kids about sex? Did someone not tell anyone over there about the facts of life growing up and now they feel the need to tell every kid out there?!! WTF?! It IS funny as @!#$ though!

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