Monday, October 24, 2011

Whuck of the Day: Now I'm Not *That* Hungry

Maybe let's just have vanilla, OK?
We got this the other day, and -- as expected -- we died. We also realized that Julie is a much, much better person that either Kate or Lydia...because it took her YEARS to realize what we saw in about .0000007 seconds. And that is, that ANYTHING can sound really porny.


So, this poster hangs on the wall in the chain-coffee-store cafe in the hospital I work at.  The CATHOLIC hospital, I work at.  And I've glanced at it innumerable times over the last few years.  But I've never actually stared at it over the shoulder of my co-worker for 30 minutes straight, until yesterday.  And then, it hit me. 

NUT CREME.  Eeeuuuuuwwwwww! 
Um, not sure about you, but I'm pretty sure a monkey is not the best rep to sell nut creme.  Especially not while appearing to juggle said nuts.  And why in Maude's name would nut creme need to be Macadamia-flavored?  If I'm going to creme some nuts, I think I'd prefer chocolate, or strawberry, maybe banana?  Just me?  Oh come ON!  I can't be the only perverted princess out there...
Love & T-boxes,

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  1. tee heeeeeeee

    Macadamia nut cream.

    I nearly snorted tea through my nose.

  2. I'm not sure he is juggling nuts. Monkeys do have a history of throwing poo. Perhaps this is the "doughnut" to go with your latte?

  3. Uh, it's macadamia flavored because it's from the macadamia nut. It's not some other nut with macadamia added to it.

  4. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

  5. I just giggled like a twelve-year-old boy. My husband is giving me the crazy eye. Way to start a Monday. Nut cream!

  6. OMMaude, girls. SO, I just left you a comment. I have a print screen capture of the CAPTCHA, if you want, but the CAPTCHA read, I kid you not...


    I'm dying. DYING here.

  7. You know, we use cashew creme at our house because we're allergic to the real kind, and because I am a prematurely dirty old lady, I call it "nut cream" ON PURPOSE. It makes my husband shoot me a filthy look every.single.time. He doesn't want to explain to the kids why he doesn't like the term. It's awesome.

  8. Um, Angela? You clearly DO NOT have a dirty mind. :)

  9. Emily - YOU are awesome and made my day!

  10. We are dying over here! Julia is planning on asking for some for Christmas. Kate is scribbling notes for her next blog about "Alternatives to Nut Cream for the hypoallergic". Jayne is blushing. Evelyn wonders what might happen if she pulls a jar out on her next date.

  11. @ Angela -
    Really? Lol!!!


  12. Has anyone else also noticed that the monkey's arms look like fallopian tubes and the "nuts" are the ovaries? That's the first thing I saw. Then I giggled over nut cream.

  13. My first thought was dirty, my next thought was EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  14. This was such an EXCELLENT way to start my Monday!

  15. The first thing I saw was a monkey flinging poop, I didn't get the nut cream thing til later. Maybe it's because we Australians are so proud of our macadamias. We'd turn the water into nut cream if we could ;-)




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