Whuck of the Day: Now I'm Not *That* Hungry

Maybe let's just have vanilla, OK?

We got this the other day, and -- as expected -- we died. We also realized that Julie is a much, much better person that either Kate or Lydia...because it took her YEARS to realize what we saw in about .0000007 seconds. And that is, that ANYTHING can sound really porny.

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So, this poster hangs on the wall in the chain-coffee-store cafe in the hospital I work at.  The CATHOLIC hospital, I work at.  And I've glanced at it innumerable times over the last few years.  But I've never actually stared at it over the shoulder of my co-worker for 30 minutes straight, until yesterday.  And then, it hit me. 

NUT CREME.  Eeeuuuuuwwwwww! 

Um, not sure about you, but I'm pretty sure a monkey is not the best rep to sell nut creme.  Especially not while appearing to juggle said nuts.  And why in Maude's name would nut creme need to be Macadamia-flavored?  If I'm going to creme some nuts, I think I'd prefer chocolate, or strawberry, maybe banana?  Just me?  Oh come ON!  I can't be the only perverted princess out there...

Love & T-boxes,

Julie

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