|Maybe let's just have vanilla, OK?|
So, this poster hangs on the wall in the chain-coffee-store cafe in the hospital I work at. The CATHOLIC hospital, I work at. And I've glanced at it innumerable times over the last few years. But I've never actually stared at it over the shoulder of my co-worker for 30 minutes straight, until yesterday. And then, it hit me.
NUT CREME. Eeeuuuuuwwwwww!
Um, not sure about you, but I'm pretty sure a monkey is not the best rep to sell nut creme. Especially not while appearing to juggle said nuts. And why in Maude's name would nut creme need to be Macadamia-flavored? If I'm going to creme some nuts, I think I'd prefer chocolate, or strawberry, maybe banana? Just me? Oh come ON! I can't be the only perverted princess out there...
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