Monday, October 24, 2011

Whuck of the Day: Now I'm Not *That* Hungry

Maybe let's just have vanilla, OK?
We got this the other day, and -- as expected -- we died. We also realized that Julie is a much, much better person that either Kate or Lydia...because it took her YEARS to realize what we saw in about .0000007 seconds. And that is, that ANYTHING can sound really porny.


So, this poster hangs on the wall in the chain-coffee-store cafe in the hospital I work at.  The CATHOLIC hospital, I work at.  And I've glanced at it innumerable times over the last few years.  But I've never actually stared at it over the shoulder of my co-worker for 30 minutes straight, until yesterday.  And then, it hit me. 

NUT CREME.  Eeeuuuuuwwwwww! 
Um, not sure about you, but I'm pretty sure a monkey is not the best rep to sell nut creme.  Especially not while appearing to juggle said nuts.  And why in Maude's name would nut creme need to be Macadamia-flavored?  If I'm going to creme some nuts, I think I'd prefer chocolate, or strawberry, maybe banana?  Just me?  Oh come ON!  I can't be the only perverted princess out there...
Love & T-boxes,

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